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Dead dead funny.

 

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

 

In a taxi on my way to Sir Alex's house. Got a box of Ferrero Rocher and two arms full of hugs for him. Big Sam will cure his blues. about 12 hours ago via web

 

 

BBC have been in touch. They're not interested in my idea for a new current affairs show called "Get Out of My Country". Too hot for them. about 19 hours ago via web

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Swipey la!

 

Big Sam's trick? Five different Radox scents used at once. I smell as good as a gay when I finally step out.

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Ha!

 

I started it with a mate, although I did 90% of them. But it doesn't work with two different people. It was obvious some of them were done by someone else.

 

So I just do it on my own now.

 

It's got loads of mentions on forums. Saw the first negative mention today! On Blackburn site!

 

Some fella said it was "sad" and an example of the way the world is today!

 

Haha!

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Nah mate. Just Big Sam!

 

My mate started a Tony Pulis one recently, when I said I'd rather do Sam on my own.

 

There's a fella doing Rafa that is always having a pop at Sam! He's not that funny though, so I lost interest in getting into exchanges with him.

 

He just puts "Fact!" onto every thing he says.

Edited by Swipe

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Caroline Cheese follows it now! That annoying cow who does the BBC live text.

 

Fella who plays Keith in the Office recommended it one day too.

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Never want to get out of this bubble bath. So relaxed. I've had three w***s & went to the toilet twice. I just go into my own little world.

 

Boss Swipe haha

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Been barred from our local shop. Was pissed out of my head and caused a bit of a scene when I was in there last week. 12:23 AM Mar 28th via web

 

Took my c**k out and pretended it was a snooker cue. Then I began to "chalk" it with a Creme Egg. 12:26 AM Mar 28th via web

 

Was striding round the shop singing the 'Big Break' theme tune, potting cans of Baked Beans with my tadger. Utterly disgraceful. 12:28 AM Mar 28th via web

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol:

 

Can't wait for the sunny weather. Sitting naked on a leather sofa and slowly peeling your ballbag off the seat is what summer was made for.

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Blimey. It's odd, because you've never been remotely amusing on this forum, Swipe.

 

You obviously missed his Ricky Martin joke last week

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I did - what was it?

 

It wasn't that good!

 

Just pointed out his old band name may have been a clue he was gay - 'Menudo'.

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