Caption Competition

[LondonRed]

Thought it'd been a while since we had a caption comp on here, so here goes..

 

 

 

 

feel free to add you own

[ManxRed]

 

Hey! That's unfair, I only got pulled off at half time.

[Tosh]

Thought it'd been a while since we had a caption comp on here, so here goes..

 

In fear of the mockering gods...."Sausages? third aisle, on the right"

[Chili Palmer]

Thought it'd been a while since we had a caption comp on here, so here goes..

 

 

Rafa '...and then they pulled the tube out of my dick that-a way'

 

Moyles 'that way, Rafa?'

 

Rafa ' yeah,...it stung a little'

[Duncan Disorderly]

Thought it'd been a while since we had a caption comp on here, so here goes..

 

I'm a bit wey, a bit woo.

[IcelandicFan]

 

Gallas: I´m black and I´m proud !

 

Wenger: Come here and let me strip you of that captaincy...

[LondonRed]

 

Gallas: its not fair, you told me i could have 1st pick at break time...im not playing anymore

Wenger: its ok, see me after class

[ManxRed]

 

David Moyes and Rafa Benitez welcome the invisible man and his slightly taller twin brother to Merseyside.

[carrafan]

 

Secret friends actually arm in arm use illusion to fool public.

[Tommy Cockles]

David Moyes and Rafa Benitez welcome the invisible man and his slightly taller twin brother to Merseyside.

 

The clear winner.

[smithdown]

 

"Hey Ronny, look! Over here, look! Ronny!!! Ugh Ugh Urrrrrrgh! This is you with that brass!"

[carrafan]

 

Barcelona add a whole new meaning to the term 'carried the player for 90 minutes'

[Flasher]

 

Moyes: "Just do what Rafa said, he knows best"

 

 

 

Henry: "This must be Spanish for 'va va voom'"

[Dominus Maximus]

[Mike]

torres meets john wark

[Tosh]

Torres was one of Bob Carolgee's biggest fans

[stressederic]

 

Ronaldinho forgets to straighten his shorts after sex with physio.

[mathewbet1]

Thought it'd been a while since we had a caption comp on here, so here goes..

 

 

Skelator pointed the way to castle grey skull, Rafa waunt intrested

 

 

owww...Hello sailor...the bath's running luv.

 

 

Is it true you were the lead singer in Hasan?

[Snoeker]

That Torres picture is great

[Stevie H]

rafa shows racist david moyes the way to kick it out.

[Stevie H]

torres meets john wark

haha. is as well.

[Andy Mac]

Thought it'd been a while since we had a caption comp on here, so here goes..

 

 

No comment Manx Red's comment wins

 

 

Wenger (in a soppy voice) "I know, I know, William, never mind. There, there. I'll get the nasty man for you"

 

 

Henry "Hey Ronnie. This Vaseline is great, he just slipped right in"

 

feel free to add you own

[ManxRed]

 

The dog is saying: "woof woof woof"*

 

 

 

 

 

* This is brilliantly funny if you understand 'dog'

[Duncan Disorderly]

torres meets john wark

[whitewidow]

Is that John Terry on Nando's lap?