No more Celery

[johngibo YPC]

At Chelsea

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2035798,00.html

[Falconhoof]

Does celery come above corner flags in the chart of their progress through the annals of football ?

[Bailo]

Chelsea have banned celery from Stamford Bridge and ordered fans to stop throwing it during matches after the Football Association launched an investigation into instances of salad tossing at their recent matches.

 

[Rich Gobey]

I've been calling for a celery cap for years.

[johngibo YPC]

I've been calling for a celery cap for years.

 

[Clay Davis]

hopefully this'll stop the southern lads here at leeds uni singing that s**** celery song 24/7

[Buzz]

hopefully this'll stop the southern lads here at leeds uni singing that s**** celery song 24/7

Celery, Celery,

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum,

With a lump of celery.

 

 

That is a very s*** song.

[McBain]

 

They got a bum deal there

[Kahnee]

Celery, Celery,

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum,

With a lump of celery.

That is a very s*** song.

 

You would know the words

 

Also explains why you're always buying the stuff

[Clay Davis]

who says 'lump' of celery anyway?

 

what are you eating tonight for tea mate?

'a lump of apples'

 

how do you put something that blatantly s*** in a song

[Buzz]

You would know the words

Also explains why you're always buying the stuff

I followed the chant link on the report linked above. Some dodgey translations of fans songs on there if you ask me.

[John Nada]

 

haha, there's no way that's an accident!

[John am Rhein]

Celery was introduced to England by Marshal Tallard who was defeated by the Duke of Marlborough at the Battle of Blenheim (1704) and taken prisoner to Nottingham.

[smithdown]

Celery was introduced to England by Marshal Tallard who was defeated by the Duke of Marlborough at the Battle of Blenheim (1704) and taken prisoner to Nottingham.

 

 

Just shows. You either love it or you hate it.

 

And in the end, celery outlived them all and all their petty bickering.

[stressederic]

Celery, Celery,

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum,

With a lump of celery.

That is a very s*** song.

 

What relevance does that song even have to football let alone Chelsea or Leeds?

[Ostrich Man]

celery is lovely.

[Duncan Disorderly]

celery is lovely.

You are insane!

[Guest Linton]

celery is lovely.

 

 

It's not. But I like the song. It's wack and who cares about relevance. A bit of fun is important too.

[Euphrates]

It's wack

 

[slapnuts]

celery is lovely.

 

[stressederic]

It's not. But I like the song. It's wack and who cares about relevance. A bit of fun is important too.

 

I don't even recognise the song though, what is it, where's it come from?

[slapnuts]

it tickles your bum

[fyds]

FWIW, apparently most women love celery, and most men hate it - the reason being it has a ferromone that reacts with a stimuli centre in the hippocampus - positively in women, negatively in men, generating a like or dislike of the baste.

 

Ergo OM and Slappy are puffy trannys.

[Guest Scot]

FWIW, apparently most women love celery, and most men hate it - the reason being it has a ferromone that reacts with a stimuli centre in the hippocampus - positively in women, negatively in men, generating a like or dislike of the baste.

 

[Earl Hafler]

instances of salad tossing at their recent matches.

 

I always knew Terry and Lampard tossed each others salad.