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[Dominus Maximus]

[_00_deathscar]

"This is more fun than football"

[ManxRed]

Crouch is saying "Good lad Daniel, that's EXACTLY how Henchoz used to defend shots as well"

[Andy @ Allerton]

Englands fine knitting group prepares to get underway

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Well done Crouchie, you will definitely start against Bolton after that hummer against Galatasaray !

[Tosh]

So that's PUSH pinapple and then shake the tree?

[Leo No.8]

"SLAP HANDS, SLAP HANDS"

 

(One for anyone who's seen 'The Waterboy' there...)

[Spike]

crouch: Feck me you don't half look like that dim welsh fella from the last big brother. High fives!

[Guest Anders Honoré]

Agger in smiling shocker.

[Guest Kev]

If you've had your houses screwed clap your hands.

If you've had your houses screwed clap your hands.

 

 

[MarkD]

Told you you'd make a fortune on the insurance claim!

[R A Softlad]

Isn't that one of the 'exclusive' KopTalk shots?

[Big G Superhero]

No caption, but what the f*** are they doing there?! Gayest thing ever!

[mally]

"we're s*** away this season"

[Guest AdamS]

[Rich Gobey]

Daniel, have you noticed the optical illusion that makes my right foot apear in front of my left foot when in fact it is actually behind it?

[R A Softlad]

"No, no, this is how Blaine levitates..."

 

[Guest VancouverRed]

We are sooo not as gay as the guy dancing beside us, high five!

[kacangpool]

"Morgan going to buy us, morgan going to buy us ..."

[chiliking]

Crouch: Do you know that the rays from the sun travel for 20 minutes before they hit the earth?

Agger: No way, dude?

C: Yes, so when you watch the sun you are actually witnessing what happened 20 minutes ago. Looking back in time, so to speak.

A: Awesome!

C: Its the same with the stars, but their light have travelled for such a vast distance. Some of the stars are a billion light years away. So it means that you actually is a witness to what happened a billion years ago! Who needs a time machine? Ha-ha-ha (laughs at his own joke, very satisfied with himself)

A: f*** that, when are we gonna play some football?

[Guest Sabre]

No, Danny, THIS is how to do the robot.

[Paul B]

"Jesus of Nazareth King of the Jews,

Bought his wife a pair of shoes,

When the shoes began to wear,

Jesus of Nazareth began to swear."

[uppsala]

 

 

Crouchinio: "Rafa look! invisible walls! Daniel, show him the invisble ladder!"

Edited October 5, 2006 by uppsala

[Red_Polo]

Crouchy: Yeah, that's it Dan - wax on, wax off!

Edited October 5, 2006 by Red_Polo

[genghis]

"Your kung foo is not strong."

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"Gaylord."