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Is there a ' No More F*cking Norwegians' policy at the club? Sander Berge, a more dan decent nr 6 Patrick Berg, albeit a childhood manc, was Norways best player in the World Cup. A midfield controller.

Positives: Ndukwe is playing like a 30 year old. Massive talent. Koumas did ok on the right wing first half. No reason to buy a new one Isak showed more connection than last season. The first half was ok, then all the changes wreaked havoc on our setup, and ultimately it was just chaos. Nyoni didn't excel as much as vs Leeds.

I actually think a couple of the Young Ones will save us some cash. Ndukwe and Nyoni doesn't look out of place . Ndukwe is the one who hasn't enough points on his immigration work permit..? The other one, Mor, looked convincing in the match against Sunderland

Buy Norwegians! Schjelderup, Bobb, Berg And Berge! Been superior against all opponents

Heartbreaking. From newly wed to dead in a forthnight. Shocked. R I P , you magnificent footballer

Personally, I think Pamela's was better. But Paris and her three-legged darling did 'it'. Imagine the surprise both of these ladies felt when the videos became public

Fish Puns and now catchphrases...... Damn, the Transfer thread just keeps on giving! Veni, vidi, victim (catchphrase)

My life has been awesome the last nine years. It is no coincidence. My mood's lifted, I'm positive. I smile to people I don't know. All thanks to Jürgen. Will Arne continue my escalation into being a well adjusted citizen ? I guess time will tell... I effin love Jürgen

I think Nutscaping is a nice way of showing engagement for certain causes. Testicles tend to say a lot about your view on issues. So nutscape outside Smadtkes house, post it on here. Many more will follow! One year I did this, outside the appartments of many players in the local womens soccer league. They did seem to play better afterwards.

Used weeks to try to come up with some fish puns, and now it's trees. *Face palm*

Shame that Firminos game didn't reflect the filth he did to Longstaff(?), classic Firmino stuff6

Our heavy metal football has become (un)easy listening...

350' a week. Salah needs benching, to get his hunger and anger back. Play Darwin & Cody up front in a 3-5-2

His name is a fish pun also!

Finally some fresh blood The tension in the treatment room has entered new heights, as Matip, Keita and Ox are bored beyond belief of each other. Matip wants to engage the others with the "I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with a..." "Shut up!!! Shut the f*** UP!!!, you f*cking t***!" The others find nothing but rolls of bandage to fling at him They've done it to death, and theres only so many vocabulary variations of treatment room equipment entities. Matip looks forward to get some new blood and a fresh approach for their 5-a-side Balloon tennis team