Jarg Armani

It means they are playing badly now but hopefully will be playing well at some point in the future.

I feel like we’ve barely had a home game for weeks. Then we have one and concede a goal within 1 second. Atmosphere follows suit.

Has he been standing too close to some radiation? Kryptonite? He's looking / playing like Litvinenko. I am convinced he is the main problem. Needs to sleep in an oxygen tent for a week, or just stop drinking the polonium Yerba Mate.

He pressed better than Macallister yesterday, it's a crap shout that he doesn't press or doesn't get asked to.

Did he?!! I wondered why people were suddenly mentioning him again. I'll have to listen to that, never listened to the c*** before, is he like Jake Humphries?

He's only got a 3 year contract hasn't he? Or did he get renewed in the summer?

Bradley and Kerkez are both Labradors. We're asking them to be completely different types of dogs at the moment (I'm not a dog expert).

It is very much absolutely on fire at the moment. He needs to turn it round, at any point now. Today, during the next game, V Brentford, V Real, or V Villa, or he is going to be facing a genuine disaster which could just keep getting worse until he ends up getting bulleted. That's football and he needs to wake up to it, start making better decisions at the start of games and throughout, get some better performances out of his players.

I've got no idea. When he's not there I want him there, when he's there we look good but then we still lose, often coming from his side. Putting a load of attackers on and being surprised when we look a bit lightweight at defending set pieces is probably a bit silly.

It was either that or the Italian lad getting injured. Either way it was a bad 10-15 minutes and sent us rattling over to the doom timeline.

I thought he was alright. Hated his guts v Chelsea but he was not terrible yesterday. Can't finish a sausage but none can any of the c****.

Hopefully Jones stays fit now, I can see him becoming important. This is the point where he usually gets injured! He was great yesterday, him and Wirtz linked up like they had already met, which was really noteworthy.

We need to stop being so crap from the start of games. Conceding the first chance etc. I don't care what we do in the last 20 minutes if the first 45 are that bad that you need to do emergency surgery which either does or doesn't work. It did work for the first few games, it hasn't worked for the last few, but it is no way to run a football season. It could go seriously bad this, it feels a bit familiar. When we don't play terribly but lose, then lose again and there's mitigation, then again in a different way, and before you know it you are actually completely crap, going to eg Brighton and being convinced that they will win, and they do, and we are just as awful as we thought.

I’m not sure what the solution is. On paper backing his lads to sort it makes sense but it’s not working. Wirtz has to start for me

Yeah it shouldn’t make any difference. I’m just trying to translate ref brain