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It's mad

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Right now this feels very real

'It's not a penalty' says Tyler, matter of factly.

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Not the f***ing weather again!

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Cole and Ferdinand weren't top class and were barely there long enough to find their way to the Bigg Market. They love Malcolm Mcdonald, which is I assume who you mean by 'Allison'. They talk about 'Wor Jackie' but I think that's a Viz character.

I can't stand a good centre forward the goal-scoring, match-winning pricks

Ha ha Imagine having 'Banter' as a word you like Might as well put 'Sexual harassment and casual racism'

They've got a good centre forward and nobody likes a good centre forward like them, despite them having about two in their history, so they are generally thrilled I'd imagine the try-hard no-mark bellends.

Don't start Slot talking He could talk all night My mind goes sleepwalking When we've drawn with the Blues***e Referees across the nation With their anti-LFC fixation Oliver’s army are on their way Oliver’s army are here to stay And Webb would rather help anyone else Than us today

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So f***ing bored of all this s*** now. Just kick out all the b*****d no-mark clubs whose only hope in life is to cook the books and let the rest of us get on with it. City, Villa, Forest, Newcastle, Chelsea, Everton...absolutely nothing to miss amongst any of them.

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If they don't renew Salah then I think they have to get Isak. Plus at least one other. I'm not actually sure both would be quite right - there would be very little press. Saying that, if we keep Salah and get Isak I'd be turning cartwheels and tipping us for the Grand National.

We got absolutely slated for the statement we released after the Spurs game

Over the season they don't. What is that, about 6 games?

Ha ha, yeah, got that too They do some great events but they're pushing it there

I've been trying to tell myself this, further ahead with one fewer game for anyone to claw it back. Still pretty galling how close it was to being 3 and also of course having to see them happy, though the latter bit isn't relevant objectively speaking of course. If they'd somehow manifested the equaliser through sheer force of will I suppose there would be maybe a grain of unspoken, grudging acknowledgement but as others have said they were gone and any remotely normal refereeing of the time added on sees us home and hosed. He just didn't want to be the fella who killed the narrative by calling time on the last Goodison derby with them losing. Another one who thinks he is there to engineer a spectacle as opposed to just applying the laws. Any other scoreline and he gives that foul on Salah, I'm convinced of it. As for their fans, I've been trying to think back to when I was a kid and whether they were that weird then and whilst I think stuff has come to the fore in the last 25 years or so for various reasons it has always been there. There most famous Wembley performance was a pitch invader, for f***'s sake.

Listen, it is sad enough I check this for us, I'm not f***ing doing it for other teams

It happens almost every week. I always have a look now.