Murphman

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I wish we'd kept Mane, his personal problems were his downfall not a drop of in ability.

i witnessed him and his BNP brigade run out of our boozer, it was one of the most extraordinary things I have ever seen.

I had Moray and Eel in one sentence in my post and everybody keeps missing it, try and keep up you humourless Basstards.

I worked the cataract story into a fish pun 'your eyes eel almost immediately' but you've triple topped it! What a stroke of luck (no pun intended this time) that was for you! My cataracts aren't too bad at the moment but they are deteriorating and I think I'l go private when I do decide to have it done. £6k is a lot of dough but as the option of trifocal lenses isn't available on the NHS. Weighing it up having to pay will probably be worth it if I can dispense with glasses completely

I'm due the operation sometime soon actually, the operation is quick and apparently despite the lasers your eyes eel almost immediately, fully recovery in 24 hours, all over by tomoray.

You don't sea bream much these days.

I remember his debut for the school.

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WTF did you go and say that for!!!!

Nah, Brighton by a mile.

He berated the Brighton CB for a full minute, really went for him at the end , the dozy pacifist twot took it all, shook his head the his hand! Brighton's on fire, Guardiola's terrified.

I watched the CNN 'version of events' when they dragged on an ancient Israeli commentator to explain what happened, well behaved Macabbi fans hijacked and beaten by thugs, rife antisemitism, propaganda kids, and it's all LIVE!!

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It was a joke.

F*cking right, shoft lad.