Murphman

The last player before the one on one with the keeper clears out the attacker on the edge of the box, how much of a goal scoring opportunity do you want?

It was spot on for the red.

We got Grav and Mac for £60m combined.

It turned out he was a Steeple Chiesa and got crocked on The Chair at Aintree,

He was ok second half. He needs lots of games to get up to speed does Joe, I still have high hopes for him though.

aaaahhhh, I see what you did there.

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Stop it!!!

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Crying out for Dom, and Diaz for some fecking ENERGY!! If Grav doesn't buck up I'd bring Endo on, which i know is a big shout but we need a scurrier in there.

Don't you have any mirrors in your house?

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There was a fire on the M6 near Stafford on the way home, I suppose that;s my fckin'' fault as well is it!!

It was nice to meet Gethin at last, yes. Gethin told me he thought you were alright until he actually met you, in fact, I stopped him fcking off when you went for a pee. He'll deny it, obviously....

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I understand why he went, but going to Chelsea was a proper f*ck off. The bit I don't get... “It was a pity because Hodgson was a great coach and a great guy,” Torres said. “They didn’t let him work. They brought in all these Australian people [a new medical team] who controlled everything: who could play, who could not. “He wasn’t able to use the players the way he wanted. From that pre-season to the January when I left, it was a nightmare. Not just for me but for everybody, for Hodgson too. “He was not allowed to work properly — the situation was more difficult for him than it was for anyone else. Everything was a mess. We were not good enough. In the middle of that, they finally sold the club.” He's surely taking the piss and for that he can fck off.

I don't know about that taking last Sunday's game into the equation.

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More to be pitied, the arrogant dirty tear gassing shower of cvnts.

I remember him. F*ck off Kahnee.

Of course we should, we are on a totally different level.

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So have Gini and Coutinho but it wasn't because they forgot how to play football, they fell off a cliff and they weren't past it. I think they weren't used and/or coached properly and were unhappy with their new club (certainly Mane was)..

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