Murphman

Diouf played well in the 2-0 League Cup win against the Mancs. He was a decent player but a total c*** of a man.

He was a teacher before becoming a footballer. He had to pack it in eventually because couldn't control his pupils. Oof, you must have been trawling the inter net for hours to catch that lot. That save was on a par with Courtois in Paris.

Can't really remember Muley. Just saying even at my dogsh1t level of football a fractured ankle isn't fun. I did it with not an opponent within 10 yards, just turned my ankle and was carried off. It took ages to recover and I still fell it now after all these years but that's probably the damaged ligaments which are of course prevalent on ankle joints.

Hairline fracture. I had one, plaster for two weeks, it hurts, I had some ligament damage too.

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Hah!! Senrab went feckin mad just because I said Nunez was s***, ordered me out of the pub I stayed like obviously. Some people have a no criticism regardless because they wear the red shirt, a bit like Will with Hodgson. It's commendable I guess but blind faith, the super fans. I don't like serial moaners like but Nunez did my fecking head in, much as I like him as the person he seems to be.

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Me and Slappie. Maybe Leo, i'll ask him.

Fck off you skinny c***.

He had a balaclava on, how the fck would he know?

Fck Posh Spice, he married one of The Beverley Sisters!

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If this were a normal well run UK business offering generous company benefits there would be 'death in service' written under trust for the deceased employees nominated beneficiaries along with Key man insurance written to protect the employer from financial losses as a result of losing the employee/replacing him.

I see this nonsense sank without trace.

I was at a do he was one of the guest speakers, he swears a lot, which I thought was a bit odd. Seems like a good fella like but then I'm biased 'cos he was brilliant for us and I love all of them.

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Love the credit given to the fans for the celebrations capturing a worldwide audience looking on. I still haven't got over them nor ever will, which is a bit odd because we have been known to do this now and then over the years.

The only one who was any good was Lindsay, now he was a proper full back

He's nailed on as Quansah's replacement. I love Ibou as a character as well as his football, you ca tell he's a massive presence in that changing room with a great sense of fun.

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I've still got the stick with the flag and it's going straight up your ancient arsse if you keep on.