Murphman

Ever. We've got a right back called Steve Finnan, When he's playing we keep winning, He passes outside and back in again, We've got a right back called Steve Finnan.. Plagarist bassted.

Ever since Suarez was asked if he had anything to say about Williams slagging him off. 'Not really, I don't even know who she is?'

Good dat.

Ferguson and Cantona, both hate figures from the past are both top lads. They put some of our 'legends' to shame/

18. Sure is, thanks.

I'm not going to lie either. I have no idea what this is about other than it must be from the same song in which one line is 'don't Bogart that joint Eugene' but I can't remember who or what it was. all I will say it was a bloody long time ago, sounds like early Floyd maybe?

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It doesn't impact you Softlad. Not everybody goes on their holiday to Rhyl on a caravan park, or gets trams everywhere.

They just let 3 in. This country is ever more geared up to mug off Joe Public. It's relentless, the tolls all over the country, the airport drop offs, it's a total piss take.

What, even that arsseh0le Diouf? Woke as fck.

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I'll judge him by how many good crosses he gets into the box from the bye line, for some reason Gakpo seems almost incapable of taking players on on the outside this season, he is so predictable and with his lack of pace and physicality he is looking poor at the moment.

He tripped up over the penalty box line on Saturday, looked like fcking Bambi on the ball. He's been pretty rubbish this year and Rio is definitely worth more game time. he could have had a penalty on Saturday if he wasn't so naive, he scares opponents.

Grrrr... it was lighthearted waffle, trying to cheer you all up. I'm going off in a sulk now to think up some more electric puns. It's about a manager being sacked when he gets in the quarters and the replacement goes on to win it. This is the path we could be on, wouldn't that be something. Fcking hell you lot are hard work,, it's not my fault we got beat by Bournemouth.

Ooh I just remembered something, this could be an omen. A few years back Mark Hissey aka NYR introduced me to Cameron Toshack, John's son. He's a lovely guy and he was telling me how his dad's work meant they moved around a bit including Spain where John was sacked by Real Madrid in 1999, despite getting them into the last eight of the European Cup and was replaced by Del Bosque. Which they went on to win. It's in the tea leaves lads.

What bright spark though starting an electrician puns thread was a good idea?

Digger dropped into midfield and ran the place for a while, he was a much more versatile genius than Mo. Mo can't play central now, he'll get in the way of Hugo, the game is up lads.

If we don't get another CB in by next Saturday we are up to our eyes in s***. I'd even get Ruddiger in on a short term deal if he's still available.

Very sad but true. Has to be done now regardless of whether the new boss is a stop gap. A couple of decent loan deals in the next week too, hopefully,

Let's see how quick you can leap out of your seat when you've been in Taksim on the piss all day! Moran didn't play.

Mac certainly, I don't think Grav has been dreadful, but it's a low bar and not the real problem this year, the managers tactics are at least as much to blame, players form can be affected when they don't know what the fck they are supposed to be doing. Arne's tactics currently actually suit Curtis, but not as much as they suit our opponents.

Define 'best'. Certainly great at keeping the ball, as an individual his strength is doing just that when in fact we are crying out for people who can transition at high speed, pick out early balls and get on the end of the return, making aggressive and quick attacking movement into the areas we can hurt opponents, he isn't dynamic enough for any of that. He is great for games we need to control the tempo such as when we are in front and want to slow it down, an upgraded Endo if you like.

Nah. Came off the Newcastle player. What about Tommy Smith for the second, he was disgracefully under rated, what a footballer, not just a tough guy.

Barney was sitting right behind me in The Attaturk, I said to him 'we might need you later on for the penalties'. A bit later him and me were screaming at each other when they scored their third on the break, it was a handball on the floor and in the box by Nesta and they counter attacked. Not many people or players made a big deal out of it (apart from Garcia) but we both saw it! He's a good lad is Barney, I have a photo of him in his seat behind sitting with Michael Thomas and Tony Warner.