last season at the boro league cup game i heard an absolute classic that still makes me laugh now. where i sit in 106 on the Kop, there are two quite elderly guys, one who sits behind me, who is in his 80's, (He' is the one who reckons Fred Morris our worst ever player), and another to my left who is in his late 70's. they have been going teh game sice the year dot, and really know their football, i have great chats with them both at games. anyway, this particular night, it was absolutely freezing, so the oul fella behind me heads off to the foot stall and comes back with a pie. so the other fella says to him - you're not gonna eat that s**** are ya? to which Jimmy replied - am i f***, i bought it to keep me hands warm! and he didnt eat it either, he just held it in his hands