Mr Bellamy

[R A Softlad]

Did Paul McCartney name his new album track after Craig? Lyrics seems to fit.

[Rich Gobey]

"Maxwells silver golf club" was another.

[R A Softlad]

"Who's that knocking at my shins? Somebody sing us a song."

[Rushian]

Did Paul McCartney name his new album track after Craig? Lyrics seems to fit.

 

Banned and on the run?

[Rich Gobey]

baby you can f*** off, thats my taxi.

[R A Softlad]

Johnny Wrecked

[DonRafa]

Live and Let Die?

[Rich Gobey]

The Ballad of John* and Psycho.

 

 

*Arne Riise

[charlie clown]

say you want a revolution, welsh you know

[Rich Gobey]

Cymru together.

[Michael]

I've Just Seen A Face (without a neck).

[Mr Makaveli]

riise (Go to Him).

 

I am the welshman.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

riise (Go to Him).

 

I am the welshman.

 

those are some weak puns, friend

 

in fact I don't think they even qualify as puns

 

please just leave

[Mr Makaveli]

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown).........

 

gotta be something in that one

 

You've Got to Hide Your club Away.

 

those are some weak puns, friend

 

in fact I don't think they even qualify as puns

 

please just leave

 

i know

[Frosty Jack]

You're gonna lose that leg

[neej]

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my one wood?

 

While my left back gently weeps?

 

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Baby's in Blackburn

[RafaShanks]

Hello, goodbye?

[Frosty Jack]

Norwegian Tiger Woods

[hels smicer]

is this meant to be funny?

 

because its not!

 

[Walrus]

"I read the news today oh boy, 12000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire"

 

[stressederic]

"I am no-neck-man, I am the walrus"?

[Earl Hafler]

Sandy Toksvig's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[R A Softlad]

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown).........

 

gotta be something in that one

 

You've Got to Hide Your club Away.

i know

 

Norwegian 5 Iron would have been funnier IMO.

[fyds]

Sandy Toksvig's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Except she's Danish - good attempt though

 

Run for your life

Help!