John Arne Riise

[Woodsyla]

I wanna knooooooooow how you scored ........

 

 

 

WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT

[Montse]

Shamelessly robbed from RAWK.....

 

After scoring the winning goal for Liverpool against Barcelona tonight at the Nou Camp, John Arne Riise exclusively reveals what was said in the drunken Algarve row which had threatened to over-shadow the tie. Riise was speaking after a Craig Bellamy goal, followed by a golf swing celebration, and his second half right footed winner gave Liverpool the advantage is this vital Champions League 2nd Round tie.

 

"Well it was all a bit blow out of proportion." Revealed Riise, "The lads had been ripping me a bit about how my right foot was only for standing on for a few months now, especially after I'd shifted the ball to my left to try and hit the target, it was a bit of light hearted fun. Craig thought it would be funny for the bar staff at the restaurant we were eating at to show the DVD Rafa had made of my misses, I'll be honest, I didn't like it. Myself and Craig had a bit of a barney in the bar, I stamped on a wine glass to show frustration and a shard went into Craigs knee, that's why he has a plaster on it.

 

Anyway, Carra and Stevie calmed us both down and Carra took me back to the hotel for a nice hot cup of coco and naturally I fell asleep. I was awoken a couple of hours later by what seemed like a screaming banshee, but when I opened the door it was Craig with a golf club shouting

 

"If you ever get a f***ing chance on your right f***ing peg then you f***ing use your f***ing right peg, it's just just for standing on d****ead! If I ever see you shift the f***ing ball onto your left I'll stick my f***ing putter so far up your f***ing a*** it's be coming out of your mouth and I'll f***ing use you to putt the f***ing ball"

 

Looking back it was sound advice, it just didn't come out well because he was slurring his words, but it's quite funny that I took his advice tonight and it came off. It's a shame, I was looking forward to him shoving his putter up my a***!"

 

Liverpool take the advantage back to Anfield where it is expected the fans will be in full voice supporting the redmen and of course Bellamy and Riise.

 

Bully s***housen reporting

 

[Guest Sabre]

That's brill

[Guest prophet]

Ian Rush would have been proud of Johns finishing!

[Guest Sabre]

I really couldn't bloody believe it when he battered that in the roof of the net. He clearly didn't believe it either.

[cymrococh]

He was really rubbish last night, apart from the goal.

[johngibo YPC]

He was really rubbish last night, apart from the goal.

 

i had him sold off at half time!

[Roscoe]

He was really rubbish last night, apart from the goal.

 

indeed he was. I'll support players blindly most of the time, but generally he is a liability and I think left back is a priority this summer.

 

fair play to him though, he's given us some memories.

[cymrococh]

i had him sold off at half time!

I think I said "he doesn't even score anymore".

[matty]

I think I said "he doesn't even score anymore".

 

 

Yes, you did.

 

The anti-mockers yet again. If only we could shut Stevie H up.q

[Coyler]

Anybody who has ever questioned the wyrd phenomenon of the mockers and the anti-mockers needs only to think of the abuse Riise got for the last week and in the pubs or on the match thread last night.

 

Not even Riise will help us win it again this year, though, the useless good-for-nothing, out team is schit and United will win the league ?

[Jarg Armani]

he is so slow, had a dreadful season.

does seem to pop up with the big goals every now and again though.

[ManxRed]

Anybody who has ever questioned the wyrd phenomenon of the mockers and the anti-mockers needs only to think of the abuse Riise got for the last week and in the pubs or on the match thread last night.

 

Not even Riise will help us win it again this year, though, the useless good-for-nothing, out team is schit and United will win the league ?

 

I see what you did there!

 

 

[Mikey]

He was really rubbish last night, apart from the goal.

Indeed he was, injuries permitting I wouldn't let him near LB again for us. At least in midfield his lack of pace and agression isn't so detrimental and he can always pop up with a goal!

[Ripley]

He was really rubbish last night, apart from the goal.

Even that was rubbish. At least he used to give us the occasional left-footed thunderbolt. Now he's reduced to stroking them with his right.

 

BURN HIM. Build his pyre with antique mashie niblicks

[sean]

He was piss last night. Well done like, but we need a full back. 2, actually.

[Alonso]

There was a point in the first half last night when Riise was cutting inside and had an opportunity to shoot with his right and I said to my mates some sarcy comment about no right foot.......!

[Bootle Buck]

Riise and Bellamy have a telepathic understanding. They are the new "Tosh and Keegan". Rumour has it Gareth Barry and Wayne Bridge have already asked to go on the next Liverpool training trip.

[_00_deathscar]

Indeed he was, injuries permitting I wouldn't let him near LB again for us. At least in midfield his lack of pace and agression isn't so detrimental and he can always pop up with a goal!

 

Yea becacuse being part of the meanest defence in the League and in Europe, he's obviously so detrimental to us at left back as we ship so many goals every ga....hang on!

[adiman]

right foot addressed

 

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