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The glass half full take on this is we have more points than we should given how disjointed and off the pace we are Now we need Slot to show us if he can consolidate and improve this in a f***ing hurry before it gets away from us

He wasn't great but I'm not up for scapegoating him like everyone else will, Gakpo and Mo were much worse

What the f*** is the matter with MacAllister?? If he's on his normal game we control that midfield

Woltemade's been good for Newcastle, works hard, a real nuisance, scores his free header after Gabriel has a lie down

Pathetic from Gabriel

His 2nd dramatic dive, did himself no favours. Hoping he continues to be as average as he looks

Good to see him respond so positively to being dropped v Athletico

He's turned into an absolute rolls royce of a player. Bayern must be particularly sick about it ...which is nice

He's red He's ace He'll beat you in a race Jeremie...

Hasn't happened yet but I reckon we will see Ekitike on the left some games

He's small He's red A band is on his head Jeremie, Jeremie

Thought he was unlucky with that chance he put through the defenders legs, the angle wasn't quite there, few inches wide of the post but he bamboozled about 4 of them in the box

Are man u absolutely s***e or is Doku's end product suddenly brilliant?

It's disconcerting the mancs having 2 practically identical beardy baldies on the field at the same time

Yeah I'd be happy for these dopes to scrape a draw City look dodgy defensively again, and Bernardo is not the player he was

Working whine fool live What a way to make a living

This deserves a quote, psl knew

Woltemade scores for Newcastle

I think Guehi will come to us in Jan. Konate will probably get injured at some stage, pressure will be on, we'll pay maybe 15 mill and he'll come to the champs

That Forest loss is gonna drive us to domestic and European glory for years to come, our defining moment

Makes sense. That was my question really, sometimes the data doesn't support the basic eye test...its just interesting to me that tension between numbers/trends/data and the instinct you (Jurgen, any coach) can have for a players trajectory

Ha ha f***ing love it Mo

Ah right... well, we love him more because he's human

"Liverpool’s data department had flagged Isak, who was at Real Sociedad, as a potential alternative to Benfica’s Darwin Nunez when they were looking for a striker in the summer of 2022. However, they ended up signing Nunez instead in a £85m deal. Two months later, Isak went to Newcastle for £63m." ...is this your classic case of the data doesn't always tell the whole story... or is it more that someone at the club overrides the evidence and signed Nunez?

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