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When my brother lived in Dallas he went to watch Dallas Burn play, and Ian Bishop was playing for with for the opposition. Early on in the game a long ball was spread out wide towards Bishop, and at this point my brother started chanting "One Trevor Morley, there's only one Trevor Morley". Bishop heard this as the ball was comnig his way, got totally distracted and let the ball slip under his studs and out of play. He turns around to see a big drunk Scouser in a Liverpool top, and had a look on his face that said "I come all the way to f***nig America to get away from that s***... and some c***'s here to carry it on!!"

Are you in with us for that one. I don't think Colchester is ready for our mob... though if they can cope with Danny

Has Dave confirmed where Ste Jordan is going to yet? I was told Derby hjad a left back lined up, but my mate wouldn't let on who it was... Just putting 2+2 together... and probably getting 5!!

Brilliant!!

Danny Higginbottom is likely to join Sunderland. Source: A mate of his and ex-colleague.

Heard a funny story about Ray Parlour, and I don't know if it's been told before. In the 2003 FA Cup Final one of the bookies put a special on called 'Massage Parlour' offering odds on Ray Parlour needing treatment on the field of play. Parlour hadn't been down injured all season, and as such the odds were pretty generous. Parlour's brother had a word and the sting was set-up with a load of Parlour's friends & family on this bet... So after 70 minutes with Arsenal 1-0 up and looking comfortable Parlour goes in for an innocuous challenge and goes down injured. In the crowd his brother and all his mates are cheering and shouting as he goes down knowing they've cleaned up. The physio came on and as he's approaching Parlour he says "I know what's going on Ray" and even Wenger commented afterwards he'd heard what was going on.

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Met him in Newcastle when we were on a night out. Very strange fella!!

I daren't apply for this one in case I actually get it!! I'll stick to prefessional clubs thanks...

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I'd MUCH rather have Gareth Barry.

Au Contrare... With the whole 'Keep Flags Scouse' and 'RTK' stuff, the Norwegian Wools flags, lads, and general attitude is held up as an example for many. It's deffo a flag that's KFS compliant.

By international does that include U21's? If so... you may well be right

Now now... no need to be sarcastic. If he was a horse being aimed at The Derby you'd say his form was good!!

That is definitely some good company for that award!!

Boooo Hisssss Spoilsport!!

What about my dancing eh?

Riggott back to Derby.

Tuesday night was f***ing boss!! Ooo ooo ooo ooo We've got the best midfield in the world We've got Xabi Alonso Momo Sissoko Gerrard and Mascheranooooooo oooo