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I have decided he's too lanky and girly, a bit like Leto. Stick to signing Tevez instead.

Obviously you'd like to see a few top quality players joining the team this summer, but if we only got Tevez then I would be happy.

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That's the one I'm dreading too - the next Pennant. He hasn't scored one goal all season has he?

Excellent. Is there going to be a mural?

I remember Mr Ferguson saying the Liverpool 'Team' had done well this season on Saturday, which could have been taken in the same way as a dig at Rafa, but strangely that wasn't picked up by the media in the same way. This would be less laughable if Mr Ferguson wasn't such a graceless sore loser, and didn't sulk and refuse to give interviews after any defeat. Well done to Rafa for not getting involved I say.

Do we have to demonize anyone who didn't work out for us? We signed him, it didn't work out, he should keep his mouth shut, but that's his problem. Seems a bit small-time to me, a bit West Ham. I'd rather we chanted for Rafa than booed Keane.

Get the feeling Shearer would have liked to have signed for us if we'd have been able to compete for his signature in the 90s.

It's a near miss as far as I'm concerned - prefered the other prototype with the collar, and of course it needs the proper Liverbird - but we're banging our heads against a brick wall with that for some unfathomable reason.

I for one agree with him - the day the Premier league was formed was the day Football sold it's soul to the devil. Would love to see a fairer league where a team like Derby or Notts Forest would have a chance of winning the title, but there is no chance these days and it's only going to get worse.

This just plain stinks - Man Utd appear to have a growing and unhealthy influence over UEFA. Please can one of you computer whizz-kids hack into their email accounts and get evidence of corruption involving the FA, UEFA and the Referee's Association, which results in them being stripped of all titles won in the last 20 years and a 1,000 year ban?

Now just watch tomorrow's game where Barcelona and Chelsea will be ravaged by injuries and suspensions, handing Man U another CL win on a plate. F***ity f***.

It drives you crazy it really does, that posing t***er takes a dive to 'win' a the free-kick, then from it he scores the goal that finishes the game - it's like justice doesn't apply to those f***ers.

Corrected that for you.

It's a f***ing nightmare this. First Moores and Parry's disastrous reign sees us lose our place at the pinnacle of English football, and worse than that we even lose our ability to compete for the title. Their incompetence eventually leads to them selling the club on the cheap to those charlatans Hicks and Gillett, two more odious greedy b******s you could never meet, and now they're hawking us around to anyone who is rich and stupid enough to prop them up as a majority investors - NOT THE OWNER WHO WOULD BE BEST FOR THE CLUB - just anyone they can find to cover their own arses and keep them in contol long enough for them to cash in. Makes me f***ing sick. I'd love to think the re-financing does mean they'll have to go in the summer, but I just can't believe it. Think we're stook with these vipers and the consequences of their ownership for a long time to come.

Wouldn't Torres have been offside if he did?

Gutted for Hyypia too - think this is his last chance to win a title winners medal with us. Great battling performance - s*** result.

Thought he was great again tonight - he's got a good football brain to go with his unbelievable commitment. Really changed my mind about him in the last month or so.

Wish we'd signed Arshavin - only £12m too.

Wish granted!

That is so pathetic, what a pair of t*** - that gesture could mean anything! Certainly didnt mean what they're trying to turn it into. Pathetic

Thanks for the translation. I hope somebody at Liverpool has assured Xabi that he is wanted at Liverpool after last summer's debacle - would be gutted if he ended up leaving this summer. He's one of those players who always seems to have time on the ball and doesn't get caught in possession often - one of the signs of quality I guess.

Wasn't that supposed to be this season?

That was the final straw in the end. Don't worry there will be a Liverpool toaster available in the summer which plays "You'll never walk alone" and when the song finishes your toast is done. Full panini and cappuccino range to follow in the Autumn.

I think Agger isn't playing because we know he's looking for a move away and his agents have already been setting it up. Better to have players who are committed to the club. End of story really.