When we 'come players we took the players vow in sickness and health we said we do For sh1tting, for farting, till our cheeks us do part Or even a brown runny bit of poo But it wasn't very long before I soon found out All I wanted to do was spew Now after all these years of hurting the ring is hurting more In sh1tness and in health I said I spew When we was in fourth spot, we used to say to them We're gonna be playing in the champions league We're 7 points in front them gooners from the library And we've also got Robbie Keane But it wasn't very long before you changed your tune 5hit all day and night is all you do My ring is always burnt when I come home from the pub in sh1tness and in health I said I spew