It may have been an unrelated coincidence but when the ground was giving it the full "F**k of Mourinho" yesterday, we could see Jurgen giggling to himself.
Spent years racing motocross and enduros, spectacularly crashing more times than I can remember. Never once did I do a collar bone though. I'm either extremely lucky, or, more likely, harder than a coffin nail.
Top, top drawer he is. Dropped a b******. May not have tried it at 0-0 who knows. Doubt he'll do it again anytime soon. On balance, he's still brilliant, rarely kooks. Like conceding in normal play.
So who does get a pat on the back for ending H&G? There must be someone. Regardless of all his other failings, I had it in my head Purslow was instrumental but clearly not.
Look at the list of Ballon d'Or winners in the last 20 years. Of course Owen was mostly brilliant for us. Still a massive bellend though. And a dirty one at that.
So is it pronounced Kayta or Kiyta? The uncertainty is doing my head in already. Some have him as Closeau's manservant by the sounds of it, the blerts.