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Heh, Milan could obviously do with the experience an old head like Beckham would bring - too many kids in that squad at present. Ridiculous. Maybe they're just going for the record for most involuntary bladder movements in a football squad.

Best of luck, Crouchie. Did a cracking job while you were here, especially in helping us break our away form hoodoo. Plus, you seemed like a good lad.

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Put it away, Kaizer.

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Not to mention the fact Drogba, Lampard and Ronaldo are all leaving. That said, there's still Eboue. The c***.

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He should have retired ten years ago, the senile old git.

Wow, I started a big argument about Seedorf. Awesome. I'm still just curious about who the mystery 'CV player' Elisha alluded to is.

A player with a great CV, but is past his best... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7478420.stm

But Bent IS bloody awful. He's like a dumber, even less technical version of Cisse.

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Germany look good going forward when they can get those fast exchanges down the left wing, but Turkey nullified that threat a lot of the time last night, sticking Kazim-Richards close to Lahm, and leaving the likes of Friedrich, Metzelder and Mertesacker to distribute the ball from the back. The next problem they faced last night was with Ballack playing in a more advanced position and Aurelio following him, and the early lack of Frings in central midfield, the pairing of Rolfes and Hitzlsperger looked woefully out of their depth when it came to orchestrating things in midfield - Ayhan and especially Hamit Altintop bossed them. This meant that they couldn't get the ball in between the likes of Podolski, Ballack and Lahm enough to play those quick exchanges... aside from the goals. Basically, Germany have one weapon (set pieces aside) - the combination of Podolski and Lahm down the left, with Ballack operating as a point of reference for one-twos, etc. Without that, Germany's attacking game is f***ed - they're stilted and laboured, as Turkey forced them into being last night. Let them have the ball in deep central areas, and force play towards their right where Schweinsteiger is isolated by playing ahead of the limited Friedrich.

Nah, he's just planning to replace him with Quinton Fortune. Boy knows what it takes to win a title.

Except neither a clinical finisher, nor a good decision maker. He reminds me more of Baros.

I'm guessing the Nasri deal will be in installments and based on achievements though, much like the Reyes one was (which was a similar overall fee).

Ha, yeah. When I saw the score this morning I thought "thank f*** the nurse wouldn't let me watch it".

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Totally. Domenech is McLaren-esque in his guffness.

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