Jambo

Dreamland! Now I want to see tears you c****

Aatonishing dive. God I hate thede c**** I really do

Gerrard Riera Aurelio

Ah, there had to be a catch

It's a little local hairdressers in La Coruna - how on earth did they afford him?

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

For such a master of light pithy satire, you haven't half made yourself look a right c**k there

Fair point, I'd failed to pick up on the essential ridiculousness of that particular bit!

Bloody hell, what's he meant to say? It's all over and there's no point turning up?

Were they honestly booing him? c****

Very good indeed

Don't agree at all with the people saying we shouldn't be having these sort of polls. Results like this (86% currently wanting him to sign long term) are the best possible riposte to the bulls***ters who want Rafa gone. If it means the likes of 'Spoony' (god what a c***) get the message that we're right behind Rafa then thank God for that.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

Nice one. 2-0. Take that JT, Lamps and other assorted c****.

Oh that is f***ing genius

Gotta love the thread title: Manchester Guardian - like it's all part of the plot

what a f***ing horrible expression

This has probably been posted before but buggered if I'm going to plough through all the above! This guy nails it absolutely 100% for me - well worth a read