Cacofonix the Bard

You're rubbish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0I0fo70umE&t=30s Watch it you c****. He was quite good. I also had ambitions of quoting some posts about his performances from a Swansea forum, but after having done a tour of three of them I've discovered that their forums are dead and whatever little discussion there is on them is conducted by observably thick, presumably inbred c****.

Starting a thread in the hope/anticipation that he'll turn into a mainstay for us, and then we'll need one anyway. Here's all his touches from his first two Swansea appearances. He's quite rusty in the first one, but miles better in the second one where he also finished nicely with his left foot. Looks like a classic number 9 with a good touch and some pace, rather than a more rounded forward who can play in a fluid front three. Admittedly this might be because almost all I know about how he plays is from these two clips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwc7cP__JRc&t=7s[ EDIT: It won't let me put the second one in the same post? The link is this: Someone feel free to post it in one of their replies to this highly successful thread.

We'll win the league anyway. I don't see why we can't play the same starting XI as today, with senior players who don't need the break. We're just writing off a competition and a chance at a trophy as if it's disposable - God knows we haven't won enough of them in the last 15 years.

Not sure what's gained by not playing most of those. They don't need the break

Lovren thinks he's f***ing brilliant, which is annoying.

It'll be good to get more minutes into Jones and Elliot as well, now that we don't have League Cup games to do it. Did we get half of today's then? With 10k in the stadium, that would have been f*** all money for Shrewsbury.

Ian Wright reckons the replay will be worth a million quid to Shrewsbury. Is that accurate? How do they distribute the takings?

It was a facetious nod to NYR's running commentary on his skin, yes. My apologies to the eczemite community.

Bad eczema though

Both those things have happened to me. Bored by most if not all TV after the Wire and having the same experience of football now. It all just feels so second rate.

Hahahaha

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I reckon Klopp and his staff could turn Adama Traore into the best player in the league. Freakishly good dribbler. Realistically he has dreadful aerobic fitness so wouldn't be an option for us but he's bloody fun to watch.

They really do sound like they're very good at finding players in Zambia!

Condolences mate

He's gonna win us the league. Freakish ability. I know this cos I watched his Youtube highlights.

Ah, that's a shame.

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If we don't swoop, we may find ourselves gazumped.

f***ing so frustrating

That's a brilliant video. That lad's got a lovely voice as well

The other day, in another thread I saw some people say the word "jarg" and googled it, and now I know what it means. I now feel a bit more cluey Scouse things than I did before that day. I'm also now seeing the poster Jarg Amani through new eyes.

He's f***ing quick as well as having great fitness. What a man.

My stream is so far behind,there's piss all over the floor