Crazy, I'm crazy for Phillippe Coutinho I'm crazy, crazy for Jordan Hendo I knew you'd sign me As long as you paid me And then someday You'll sell me for somebody new Moreno Why do you think I am coming? Glen knew What in the world did he do? Crazy for thinkin' That I won't be playing at left back I'm crazy for Sakho and crazy for Skrtel And I'm crazy for Lovren too Crazy for thinkin' That my pace won't burn you I'm crazy for Lucas and crazy for Milner And I'm crazy for Lovren too
It's become like the old Spectrum Football Manager game. You spend f***ing ages assembling a squad, then just sit and watch in utter helplessness as the stick men go up and down the pitch, making that farting sound when they miss.
Well, we seem to be getting our targets signed, which is good. I have a feeling there'll be no more strikers, which worries me. And I would like a commanding defensive midfielder, as ever.