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Smicer, probably. v Chelsea, was it?

So Murph has been trying to elbow the Captain out of his local golf club because he's been wanting a bigger cut of the illicit market in white jeans that Murph has going among the racist Berkshire golf set. The Captain (let's call him Big Vern) has asked for 30 long to keen shtum, but Murph don't wanna pony up the gelt, and was all set to whack Big Vern down by the water hazard on the 14th. His Stoke Green muscle got antsy and disappeared with the shooter, leaving Murph to get down the masons and hook his dodgy lawyer out of a black mass to sign a contract with Big Vern in return for his perpetual silence. Unfortunately, Murph's a talker, and has been spraying his fat gob off down the YNWA, playing at being Billy Big b****x. Murph is now sleeping with a rescue club by his bed for when Big Vern finds out his reputations gone dahn the khazi for having been cut out, and promises to have Murph eating his Sunday dinner through a straw. Little does he know Murph's been doing that for the last ten years. YOU SLAAAAG.

It depends.

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That's the point.

I wouldn't say it strengthens his position, I'd say it means that the next failure can only be pinned on Rodgers and his choices, rather than the current spraying around of responsibility like a drunk bloke pissing off the top of a cliff in a hurricane.

i think that's a cracking line. It's funny, and it's true. It's funny and true.

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Maybe Rodgers could write what he thinks will constitute success next season and put it in an envelope, and then reveal it at the end. Given that he loves expectation management and that.

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Even I know it hasn't been called Speke for a long time. Although last year I called Manchester Airport 'Ringway' which had people pointing and laughing at me for a while.