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[Eiler99]

[Edvard]

3.....2......1......Coming, ready or not.

[uppsala]

Linesman gives offside

 

Robbie: "don't worry Nando we'll get that bstrd in the car park"

[Awrence]

Robbie: "I suggest you try it again, Nando. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct."

Nando: "With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to score?"

Robbie: "Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

[Eiler99]

Moro: "Please God help us".

[Red_Rob]

"If we can't see the linesman, is it still offside?"

[McBain]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

"So big I cant bare to look"

[Spike]

Robbie: "I suggest you try it again, Nando. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct."

Nando: "With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to score?"

Robbie: "Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

 

 

very good

[R A Softlad]

Robbie: "I suggest you try it again, Nando. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct."

Nando: "With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to score?"

Robbie: "Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

 

 

 

Just so I can beat Wayne - Fowler gets ready to kick off again as Nando can't believe Alonso scored an own goal.

[stressederic]

Robbie: "I suggest you try it again, Nando. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct."

Nando: "With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to score?"

Robbie: "Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

 

 

Thats going to take some beating.

[Falconhoof]

scene from a football match

[Billy Dane]

Morientes: "I lift these hands, dear God, to You, in praise and thanks for all you do."

 

Fowler: " Will you stop taking the p1ss and Kick off"

[Herbie von Smalls]

fowler to undergo surgery to remove almost life-size cardboard cutout of morientes from his torso

[Fagan]

I can't believe it Robbie, Cisse didn't even make the squad

 

Life is a fragile thing, Nando. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

 

But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.

 

Not if you count the gurgling sound.

[Atticus Finch]

f*** this, I'm off to buy a house

[Guest BigLad]

Oh my god, that is Robbie Fowler standing in front of me!

[johnboy4]

Moro-"So you say you can score with you're eyes closed..."

[Fagan]

Hey Moro, here's a little tip i picked up over the years....take it or leave it...open your feckin eyes and you might not miss the target so much

[Paisley]

 

"Oh my God, I'm even slower than Fowler"

[Guest Moy]

Morientes: 'I don't believe it, we've brought back Dean Saunders as well?'

[Fagan]

Bless you..

[Earl Hafler]

...for ever and ever, Amen.

[DonRafa]

 

 

 

When I open my eyes I'll be back in the Bernabeu, and that'll be Raul standing in front of me .....its all been a bad dream...........please god,please god,please god.....

[Big E]

Robbe: What's that thing crawling up your leg?

 

Nando: Dunno, but I'm scared!

[Andyjandy]

When I open my eyes I'll be back in the Bernabeu, and that'll be Raul standing in front of me .....its all been a bad dream...........please god,please god,please god.....

 

 

 

So absolutely true.