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Liverpool vs Chelsea II: The Revenge


Cam

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f*** it, I'm doing this.

 

This is a dead rubber for us but THIS MATTERS NOW. Let's ****ing have them. They'll have tin foil FA Cups, Torres starting and Champions League songs. Let's put them in their place. Smash 'em. End their hopes for a top 4 finish, put pressure on them before the CL final, contribute to some sort of financial pressure for them. They may have won that match the counts, they may have a bigger one on the horizon, a 5-0 loss for them may count for nothing but what would a win do? Help boost them, increase the all-important 'invincibilty' feeling, have them mocking us.

 

This could be the last game for Reina, Maxi, Kuyt & Carragher. Maybe more. Maybe even Kenny. The end-of-season lap of honour will be done to a 3/4 full stadium anyway - if we lose it'll be less. The departees deserve more. Put some effort in and the players will respond.

 

Poke Carroll with a cattle-prod and have him continue where he left off. Support him with Suarez, Gerrard & Sterling. Stick Downing and Spearing in the stands. Get at them. ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Go for glory. And break Terry's c***ing legs.

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I assume Dirk and Maxi will start given their apparent situation. AC and Luis upfront. Hopefully surrounded with Shelvey, Coates and co, might aswell. Show a bit of pride and smash the f*** out of these c**** and put some of them out of the CL final.

 

Be nice to end our s*** home form with a win but I expect us to dominate and lose to their first shot on target from Torres or Meireles.

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Be nice to end our s*** home form with a win but I expect us to dominate and lose to their first shot on target from Torres or Meireles.

 

Torres from 40 yards out deflected off Merieles's flick.

 

Reina

Kelly Skrtel Agger Johno

Maxi Gerrard Jay Bellers

Luis Andy

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The other results yesterday give these c**** a tiny glimmer for 4th aswell. It's quite likely Newcastle drop points at Everton and Spurs are amongst the biggest chokers world football has ever seen so they're still in the race.

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I fear this match will be the last crushing blow to the testicles during a season of crushing blows to the testicles.

 

 

My testicles are so crushed, it;'s like I have a bag of a thousand tiny testicles.

 

FSC over here are running the promo for this game with the headline "race to the title" :wacko: :wacko:

 

May 13th is "Survival Sunday" by the way, with every game on one of the Fox channels.

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Crush our nads in workshop vices and then ceremoniously throw them at the feet of the players as they wander the pitch for the end-of-season lap of honour.

 

We need a volunteer* to start this but I'm sure the rest of us would follow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Sorry, no birds.

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Will they dare do a lap of honour?

I'm guessing it'll be slow, pedestrian, disorganised, Gerrard will be too far back, Kenny will just stand there arms folded for 65 minutes until Clarke comes over to have a word, the pace will pick up slightly before becoming statuesque and the Chelsea players will whizz round twice just before we finish.

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