the real reasons why we have suddenly become s****..

[floyd the barber]

We win trophys with Umbro and Reebok.......

We hardly win any trophys with adidas, and when we do win a trophy...its normally a s**** one

 

we win trophys without facial haired managers

we hardly win trophys with facial haired managers..and we were a good side up until souness and the `tache appeared....

 

Easy...lets lose adidas, and Rafa...please lose the goatee...

 

 

if you have any other crazy facts..go ahead and add them

[Duncan Disorderly]

Superstitions aren't facts.

[KD07]

We had to undergo digestion.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Replace the Pope's DVD collection with all the Nightmare on Elm Street's

Spike Deirdre's drink with rhoypnol

Place Ken beside tipsy Deirdre

Feed the Welsh Rugby Team Red Bull

[Gunga Din]

sign a Scot. we have never won the league without a Scottish player in the team

[badtodabone]

sign a Scot. we have never won the league without a Scottish player in the team

 

is the correct answer

[Crazy Horse]

That'll explain the McGeady rumours.

 

(and yes, yes - I know...)

[fyds]

sign a Scot. we have never won the league without a Scottish player in the team

Got a few at the academy haven't we? Anyway - you can be born in Botswana with Pakistani and Australian parents and still play for Scotland (provided you don't choose Ireland first) thesedays...

[AE]

sign a Scot. we have never won the league without a Scottish player in the team

 

Beat me to it.

We NEED a scot - simple.

[libero]

sign a Scot. we have never won the league without a Scottish player in the team

I'm available at the right price.

 

2 Beano's and a Dandy and all the deep fried mars bars I can eat.

[Cunny]

we won the double in 1986 in an Adidas kit

plus the league in 1988, the FA Cup in 1989 and the league in 1990

 

I'd settle for that kind of hardly winning anything

[Tones]

That'll explain the McGeady rumours.

 

(and yes, yes - I know...)

 

Well he is scottish, hes just not very good.

[Chili Palmer]

Well he is scottish, hes just not very good.

 

 

Is he not Irish?

[Tones]

Is he not Irish?

 

plays for Ireland, but was born in scotland. Still not very good though.

[Redray]

What a complete load of b******s this thread is.

 

 

 

The answer is simple.

 

 

 

It’s because of me.

 

 

 

For the last two games I have grown a goatee in support of our beleaguered manager.

 

 

 

It’s obviously done the trick because we are not only unbeaten but also have not been breached since the growth of this dodgy facial hair.

 

 

 

It’s not going anywhere either.

[Paisley]

Never won the league since we replaced the Liverbird with the stupid beer-mat logo we have now, AND (not counting 1985 for obvious reasons) the only Champions league final we've lost is the one where the Liverbird wasn't on the shirt!

[Toni]

Because our last proper winger played for us decades ago.

[Hassony]

Because our last proper winger played for us decades ago.

 

 

Walters?

[Toni]

Walters?

 

any out and out winger even walters would improve our team immensely at the moment.

[Hassony]

any out and out winger even walters would improve our team immensely at the moment.

 

we do have Reira, who is an out and out winger

 

last season our best form came with Yossi and Kuyt playing, and neither is a proper winger

[John am Rhein]

Because our last proper winger played for us decades ago.

 

damn that Paisley!