2 peas in a pod.

[D.Boon]

My heart bleeds

[Swipe]

He's right to be annoyed about the blatant penalty they didn't get, but Fat Sam's delusion as to his standing in the game is always good for a chuckle:

 

"I try not to say too much publicly and say it through the system but unfortunately the system is not working so I have to be heard.

 

"People may say it is bitter or twisted, but I know I am 100% right because I am very professional in what I do. I research everything and [referees' chief] Keith Hackett knows I am right."

[Rory Fitzgerald]

 

".....lets get our stories straight for the interviews after the game"

[Mooster]

"I try not to say too much publicly and say it through the system but unfortunately the system is not working so I have to be heard.

 

"People may say it is bitter or twisted, but I know I am 100% right because I am very professional in what I do. I research everything and [referees' chief] Keith Hackett knows I am right."

 

Do you think he's researched the fact that Keith Hackett is no longer the referee's chief?

[stressederic]

Do you think he's researched the fact that Keith Hackett is no longer the referee's chief?

 

Of course he has. Big Sam would never make such a rudimentary error and risk looking like a complete scrotum.

[Benzo-13]

 

Slur and Fat Sam go to their FA meeting together.

[Coyler]

Haha. Sick.

[floyd]

Don't worry the LMA will get them off.

[surf]

Dear Sir Alex,

Please explain the comments you made about the ref, cause the press aren't happy.

Your friends at the FA

 

f*** off you f***ing w*****s,

How f***ing dare you ask me about that f***ing ref when he f***ing didnt give more than 5 minutes injury time or give us a penalty. He's a f***ing w***** and you lot should f***ing know better. I dont wanna see this f***ing ref again for the rest of the seaon.

Sir Alex

 

Dear Sir Alex,

Yes Sir Alex, of course Sir Alex, we understand Sir Alex, it won't happen again.

Humble apologies.

FA

[Rory Fitzgerald]

[Superjay]

 

".....lets get our stories straight for the interviews after the game"

 

Fixed that for you

[Rory Fitzgerald]

[stressederic]

That's a really, really disturbing picture.

[Rich Gobey]

That's a really, really disturbing picture.

 

It's accurate in that it looks like Simon Cowell about to be shagged by a man.