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Roma begged for mercy - Placcy

 

Manchester United's Placcy Ronaldo claims Roma begged him for mercy during their 7-1 Champions League last-eight, second-leg defeat at Old Trafford.

 

The Italians return to Manchester on Tuesday for the first time since April's 8-3 aggregate loss.

 

Ronaldo, who marked a sublime display with two goals, said: "When we were 6-0 up, one of their players said 'don't do any more dribbles', almost begging.

 

"I won't reveal his name as these are comments brought about by the game."

 

bleh bleh bleh

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He put "dive" instead of "live".

Easy typo to make.

 

To summarise

 

It will one glorious day when someone well and truly breaks his neck and he can't live anymore

 

Did I miss anything ?

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Yes - it should be Rooney doing it versus us at the Theatre of Prawns © when they're 0-3 down and Gary Neville has just been sent off for being unnecessarily ugly.

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Yes - it should be Rooney doing it versus us at the Theatre of Prawns © when they're 0-3 down and Gary Neville has just been sent off for being unnecessarily ugly.

 

 

Why on earth would you give the job to Rooney when there will be people queing round the block to take out the ponce.

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where would you take him woodsy? out for a nice meal, maybe a few drinks then back to your place for some man love?

 

you being the receiver no doubt.

 

I was using the phrase in more of a mafioso style, my personal choice would be with a samarai sword.

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If you did a Google News search on "Ronaldo" yesterday, top two articles were:

 

"Ronaldo: Roma players begged for mercy"

 

before

 

"Ronaldo: Roma elbow was deliberate"

 

:)

Posted
If you did a Google News search on "Ronaldo" yesterday, top two articles were:

 

"Ronaldo: Roma players begged for mercy"

 

before

 

"Ronaldo: Roma elbow was deliberate"

 

:)

 

Begs the question why you were searching for Ronaldo news articles?

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Apparently after his reprimand over his little romp with a bunch of hookers, he told the media that he really is "a very quiet guy who likes to stay at home".

 

And I am Johnny Carson

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where would you take him woodsy? out for a nice meal, maybe a few drinks then back to your place for some man love?

 

you being the receiver no doubt.

 

:lol::lol:

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