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anny road

anny road

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Friday

 

I am starting by saying that I was a bit of a mess Friday anyway as I didnt leave a casino until 6am Fri morning, which was a bit stupid considering that I knew what type of weekend was ahead

 

Travelling down the M50 and the A40 towards Cardiff Friday mid pm and the goose bumps started and so did the PMT...loads of reds with the scarves out of the window and coloured up....looked and felt great... :)

 

Met with The Sutty's, RP and Bromage at the hotel in the sleepy village of Caerleon, small place..a few pubs, curry house etc....I was a bit of a wreck to be honest and the thought of a night on the lash didnt sound great....anyway....i am being mithered by the rest of them to ge to the pub sharpish so I reluctantly co-operate....nice little boozer..a few freindly locals...a f***ing fit barmaid (who fancied me)...a few quiet drinks and then a curry and bed..perfect.....well that was the plan...we are having a game of pool when I thought I was hearing things.....the muffled refrain of Scouser Tommy can be heard and it wasnt me......I go to investigate this curious noise and am met by the site of 40 or so reds in the front bar.....my idea of a quite, restrained night went straight out of the window.....into the middle we go and get our vocal chords going....well, all except Paul....who was so pissed he diodnt know the words to anything...Esp the Djimi Traore verse to the new Finnan song....The conversation went like this...:-

 

RP "Dave you know the third line to that song you c***...."

AR "no i dont Paul"

RP "You do..listen I'll count you in..."

AR "FFS"

RP "We've got a left back called Traore...when he plays its a different story...(gestures with both hands for me to complete the song"

AR " Paul I dont know it you tool"

RP "FFS you do...you go the games..sing the f***ing song..ok, I'll start it again"

AR "FFS"

 

repeat ad nauseum

 

anyway....when the Landlady advised me that no more singing was on the agenda, i advised her that she had little iof no f***ing chance with 40 scousers in the bar..all wanting to be served by my fit barmaid, whilst 3 barman stood round doing nothing....Then off to the curry house......Not to self, never go for a curry with Sutty again..he ALWAYS orders me the hottest curry on the menu,. or in this case not on the menu....my chicken Phaal comes and franklly it was a disgrace..the naan bread disintegrated when put in it...RP bet a tenner I wouldnt finish it and I left two mouthfuls ....I would have started crying if I ate anymore...Ring of Fire indeed!!!!

 

We then proceed to the hotel bar where the Noddy Holder look-a-like behind the bar greeted us with a freindly smile and a warning that the bar was shutting in 15 minutes...So Sutty decided to finish me off by ordering our newly inveted "Priory" cocktail (Pronounced like Traore)....Consisting of Drambuie, Archers (!) and Pernod..which was f***ing minging....i didnt puke but RP did...and he didnt even have one....washed down with a nice refreshing Cinzano and Lemondae...f***ing Cinzano...dont ask me, ask Sutty.....

 

Then bed..pissed....very very pissed

Paul B

Paul B

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Friday

 

...a f***ing fit barmaid (who fancied me)...

 

 

And this is where the story loses all credibility.

anny road

anny road

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Saturday

 

Up bright and early with the hangover from hell...the thought of drinking makes me feel positivley sick...I'll tell you how bad I felt...i ate 2 pieces of bacon on mt Full Welsh and left the rest...as you can imagine..not like me....The only satisfaction was that the silly t*** RP looked 10 times worse....!!!!

 

The Armenian contingent arrive in the shape of Will......and its off to the game...in Peters car, along with its stupid Tom Tom thing..Sutty was just being generally abusive...I dont think I have ever heard the word "c***" used as much in my life..and only Red Paul deserved it........

 

Cardiff itself was its usual delight...loads of pubs...all full.....people climbing up lamposts...then having bottles and cans thrown at them...one bottle hit Paul Caruso which went down well with us.....Searching for an off licence produced the first result of the day...not the lager which was rank, but the Jewelllers which was called "CROUCH the Jewellera"..As you can imagine this went down well..cue new Crouchy songs "He's red, he's top, he's even got a shop...Peter Crouch"...Crouchy is a jeweller...Crouchy is a jeweller..na na na na".........All the usual suspects were there....Big Wayne, Jonesey, Marjo,Murph and son, Si, Jon Hall, Big Al and misses..etc etc etc plus a few of my mates, Suttys parents (who are lovely and qute how then produced a g******* like him I do not know! bit of a sing song then into the ground...

 

What the f*** was that about then? 3-3 and pens is so last year.....cant we just f***ing win 2-0? Why do we have to give the opponents a glorious chance in the last minutes? Gudjonsen, Schevchenko, Cole and now Harewood.....luckily the f***** couldnt walk never mind shoot!!

 

Then after it was operation lets get bladdered....I have to say the WHU fams were an absolute credit to there club...the onles in the boozer were in were the nicest people you could wish to meet...good sing song with them...There version of I'm forever blowing bubbles to the tune of Chitty Chitty bang Bang was particular highlight....The "I predict a diet" aimed at me not so!!!!

 

We evntually got back for a night cap with Noddy Holder and end up meeting the chairman of Bedford Town FC.....Who was a right c**k....So we abused him, esp Sutty who embarrased the good name of Liverpool FC....(OMG WTF :nono: ).....Basiclly this t*** told us there manager scored agaist us for Coventry...so we told him to sack him...then he told us that they play in Blue......so we told him to change the kit..we alos told him to change the name of his club, but thats a different story...I am now going to support thre big rivals Itchin Town....(Go on the Canaries....Apparantly)

 

Sutty's then fell asleep in our room snoring like b******s so i hoovered there drinks...RESULT!

 

and Paul Caruso got off with a bird called Mefanwy......you could make it up

 

Sunday

 

went home

 

hung over and happy :D

Bromage

Bromage

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Friday

 

Met with The Sutty's, RP and Bromage at the hotel in the sleepy village of Caerleon, small place..a few pubs, curry house etc....I was a bit of a wreck to be honest and the thought of a night on the lash didnt sound great....anyway....i am being mithered by the rest of them to ge to the pub sharpish so I reluctantly co-operate....

 

 

No mate, this is the bit where the credibility disappeared!

 

:P

Guest Sabre

Guest Sabre

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Ah yes, the town with no name, now has a name ;)

Ripley

Ripley

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[and Paul Caruso got off with a bird called Mefanwy......you could make it up

Fantastic. I'm a member of Myfanwy Anonymous.

Will

Will

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Dunno what all the fuss abot FA Cup Finals was all about - just a normal Saturday out for me...

anny road

anny road

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Apologies for not meeting up with anyone - Bromage aside - circumstances beyond my control and all that. There's always next season. :)

 

 

no worries

 

you only missed RP making a tool of himself as normal

anny road

anny road

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Fantastic. I'm a member of Myfanwy Anonymous.

 

 

Fantastic. I'm a member of Myfanwy Anonymous.

 

 

i am suprised Sion could get it up to be honest he was bladderd

anny road

anny road

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Says sober boy

 

 

how many times can you say the word "c***" in 5 minutes...after someone b******ed you for saying it...it was that poncy f***ing chaiman mao bloke mind :D

New York Red

New York Red

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Saturday

 

Up bright and early with the hangover from hell...the thought of drinking makes me feel positivley sick...I'll tell you how bad I felt...i ate 2 pieces of bacon on mt Full Welsh and left the rest...as you can imagine..not like me....The only satisfaction was that the silly t*** RP looked 10 times worse....!!!!

 

The Armenian contingent arrive in the shape of Will......and its off to the game...in Peters car, along with its stupid Tom Tom thing..Sutty was just being generally abusive...I dont think I have ever heard the word "c***" used as much in my life..and only Red Paul deserved it........

 

Cardiff itself was its usual delight...loads of pubs...all full.....people climbing up lamposts...then having bottles and cans thrown at them...one bottle hit Paul Caruso which went down well with us.....Searching for an off licence produced the first result of the day...not the lager which was rank, but the Jewelllers which was called "CROUCH the Jewellera"..As you can imagine this went down well..cue new Crouchy songs "He's red, he's top, he's even got a shop...Peter Crouch"...Crouchy is a jeweller...Crouchy is a jeweller..na na na na".........All the usual suspects were there....Big Wayne, Jonesey, Marjo,Murph and son, Si, Jon Hall, Big Al and misses..etc etc etc plus a few of my mates, Suttys parents (who are lovely and qute how then produced a g******* like him I do not know! bit of a sing song then into the ground...

 

What the f*** was that about then? 3-3 and pens is so last year.....cant we just f***ing win 2-0? Why do we have to give the opponents a glorious chance in the last minutes? Gudjonsen, Schevchenko, Cole and now Harewood.....luckily the f***** couldnt walk never mind shoot!!

 

Then after it was operation lets get bladdered....I have to say the WHU fams were an absolute credit to there club...the onles in the boozer were in were the nicest people you could wish to meet...good sing song with them...There version of I'm forever blowing bubbles to the tune of Chitty Chitty bang Bang was particular highlight....The "I predict a diet" aimed at me not so!!!!

 

We evntually got back for a night cap with Noddy Holder and end up meeting the chairman of Bedford Town FC.....Who was a right c**k....So we abused him, esp Sutty who embarrased the good name of Liverpool FC....(OMG WTF :nono: ).....Basiclly this t*** told us there manager scored agaist us for Coventry...so we told him to sack him...then he told us that they play in Blue......so we told him to change the kit..we alos told him to change the name of his club, but thats a different story...I am now going to support thre big rivals Itchin Town....(Go on the Canaries....Apparantly)

 

Sutty's then fell asleep in our room snoring like b******s so i hoovered there drinks...RESULT!

 

and Paul Caruso got off with a bird called Mefanwy......you could make it up

 

Sunday

 

went home

 

hung over and happy :D

 

Which pub were you in in Cardiff Anny?

anny road

anny road

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Hitchin?

 

 

whatever :D

 

NYR - Before the game we drank cans outside the City Arms

 

After we were in the Cayo

 

And then ther Westgate

Tetti

Tetti

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I got a ticket, nothing else matters. You know who you are. 6.gif

 

(Except Luis seeing my banner with his name on and pointing at it and giving it a thumbs up and waving).

RP

RP

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Which night???

 

:-p

 

I had to get leathered last night to sleep with the stinking, fat, Armenian, Pele-hating c***.

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