Ronaldo is footie`s equivalent of Michael Flatteley, all hair, pomp and fancy footwork, but basically getting paid to do what anyone competent enough in his field of expertise can do. All that `mesmerising` with his feet is a load of bullhooks, all you have to do is keep yer eye on the ball. He was not only found out by Meelan, but disected and reassembled as the player he really is, a small fish in a big pond. And the response of; supposedly; the greatest footballer in the world? Did he try to make amends, battle back for every ball, give his all for the team, the club, the fans, the dream? Did he f*ck! He threw his toys out of the pram, al-la-Mourinho and huffed about the pitch as if the world of football owed him a debt of gratitude. ATTACK-ATTACK-ATTACK MY AR$E!