Extraordinary Swindle

?I wonder if he?s left out because he?s from Cork. You never know with the FAI.? It's just a throw away comment, but some people take issue with it

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Never let a trivial thing like getting married interfere with the football! The very reason my wedding is on June 1st - football season finishes the week before and World Cups/European Championships start the week after.

The average age of the team on Tuesday was 25.

John Giles spoke of two types of courage 'physical' and 'moral'. He said we had the first in abundance, but the second half display lacked 'moral' courage to play football. The team gave away possession of the ball cheaply. Of the three he is the pundit to listen to and has been consistent since the Houllier years. Back in the early days of Houllier's reign Giles said that Houllier was building a team to be hard to beat but was never going to win fans with the style of football that would entail nor would it be able to dominate teams like the Liverpool of old. Those words were almost prophetic given what came to pass afterwards. Dunphy is a muppet for the most part, a manic depressive prone to massive mood swings. When he is on form he talks sense at times, but when he suffers a chemical imbalance he comes up with gems like "Gerrard is a nothing player". If we hammer an opponent he'll be back in love with Benitez and the team. Brady is a Grade A W*nker - sits on the fence and revises his position depending on which way the wind is blowing. When it comes to Liverpool he rarely gives credit for performances. Before the game he was saying that Barca were going to play us off the pitch, at half time Liverpool had tactically outclassed Barca and were going to go on to win the game, then at full time he revised his statement from half time and Barca should have won for the good of the game.

Getting to the Quarter Finals is worth ?3M. A Semi-Final place is worth ?4M. The Final is worth ?6/10M.

I don't know how true this is, but one of the Mancs here in the office says that the team that knocks them out goes on to appear in the final. Citing Milan, Porto, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich & Leverkusen from the last few years.

Correction: Sissoku

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It's okay you can start up the editor and change their attributes to D/DM/F RLC in Football Manager.

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That was on Setanta Ireland, they alternate showing games with RTE - one Saturday, Setanta Ireland shows a 3.00pm game, the following week RTE show a game in the same slot.

It'll go to Canada/Mexico. When it comes back to Europe I can see Russia being awarded it before England.

Easy: Rafa Benitez's Valencia

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Young Boys play their home games at the W@nkdorf Stadium.

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I was well impressed with how he sprinted up the line to keep the ball in play and put in the cross. Belletti had given up and assumed it was going to be a Barca throw in, while Messi who had been standing beside Arbeloa was still in the same position 40 yards or more away. An excellent committed performance on his full debut.

Who was the player that tried to push him on to the cart? For a second I thought Momo was going to level him when he got back up off of it.