Mikael Akerfeldt

Jonjo? Nah. Think he'll turn out to be a very effective Premier League player. He's got too much natural talent not to. Just doesn't seem to fit into the way Brendan wants to play.

YES! "I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and RIP OUT YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!!!!!"

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But what are they powered by?

Once I'd finished grieving I guess I'd pick another team to support. It would have to be a foreign team though, I couldnt back another English team with the same passion as I've got for Liverpool. I'm not a Scouser, I'm a Londoner but my Dad supported LFC from the mid 60's, so when I was born in 1982 I was naturally going to follow in his footsteps. So I've no idea how I would 'choose' another team. Although if all this happened tomorrow Dortmund might be the ones for me!

Or The Prisoner.

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I think there would have been uproar if we hadnt been strongly linked with Llori, Papadopoulos and Alderweireld at the same time. If Toure on a free had been the only CB rumour this place would have gone mental.

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I'm going to be gutted if we dont sign him now.

I'm sure this was clarified years ago, but just to check - how do you pronounce Hyypia? I've always been sure it was HIP-PIA But commentators also called him HOOPIA and HERPIA Maybe one of our resident Finns could enlighten me?

He passed it straight back to the person who gave it to him....

have.

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Who'd have thought that out of 3 reds and a manc, it would be one of the reds I'd most want to punch in the face? (I'm looking at you Redknapp.)

That is amazing.

We lost 2-1 at Spurs

Why the f*%k are the FA mentioning in THEIR statement that Luis didn't agree that a 3 game ban was insufficient?! There's no quote, no official statement from Luis or the club, just the FA going "Look everyone, he doesnt think it was that bad, he doesnt think he deserves a proper punishment, what a horrid remorseless little scumbag he is" all in the name of getting the media and public on-side even further so that they can ban him for as long as they choose without anyone questioning it. c****.

"For my unacceptable behaviour yesterday, the club has fined me today. I have asked the club to donate the money to the Hillsborough Family Support Group for the inconvenience I have created to the Liverpool fans and to Ivanovic" - Luis Suarez

Yep Boksic and Signori - class.