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Can Crouchzinho beat the record of the most amount of fouls ever committed in one World Cup?

I'd rather buy Eric Cartman than Viduka, both lazy fat asses but at least one of them's a funny lazy fat ass

Fine, a rat faced bluenose ex-millwall Paul Scholes wannabe t***, but a rat faced bluenose ex-millwall Paul Scholes wanna t*** I like

Tim Cahill might be the first bluenose t*** I've ever liked Japan had their chances, by no means did we dominated the match as some have claimed, we had more of the possession but was narrow and uncreative, our defence was shaky and gave away the ball time and time again and Schwarzer f***ed up for the 1st goal The Japs shot themselves on the foot with their finishing in front of goal, they should've buried us. But when Guus started getting it right with the subs, we ran all over them in the past 10 minutes. If we just get a point outta Croatia, we can well be through depending on other results

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After watching two woeful games earlier on, the Argies vs the Ivory Coasters was a breathe of fresh air Anyone who saw all three games could see the notable difference in the quality of technical ability, the pace, the flair, the mentality of the players The way Ivory Coast played, they can easily go through on 2nd, Argentina will only improve, but their clinical quality yesterday proved the difference. Riqualme is an absolute superstar

Who the hell would wanna join the Mancs anyway

Gutted, for the club, for me and for the man, he doesn't deserve Bolton An absolute superstar

Geez, watching today makes me want Owen just to partner Crouchzinho

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Don't see any real substance behind the move anyway If as rumours state, we've already gotten Defoe wrapped up, then Mickey can enjoy sitting his ass at that no mark club for a little while yet. It's more like wishful thinking on our part

Poor little girl wouldn't wanna see a photo of herself in that awful dress when she grows up

Yep, and they have to take their knickers off so that they can autograph them on the buttocks... Three birds and two blokes in one room? There's gonna be a fight over the third bird

Excellent set pieces? You mean slamming every freekick at the wall all the time and hoping that it'd rebound off a defender's ass into goal? His freekicks only consist of one move: A low hard long shot.

If Xabi's sold, there will be a riot in the city

Obviously you've never been in a Xabi thread, not that anyone wants to be in Xabi or anything...

1 month under Rafa and even the laziest players in the world would be tracking back

Yep, was on the footy show (Was on the NRL footy show last week, he is in high demand for the media here), last week he didn't cut it, now that dreaded floor mop's gone, short sides and backs and looking fantastic

The Keegans and the Clemences would've been better examples of bargains back in the days

Mate, Traore gets me on the edge of me seat, too, it's not necessarily a quality thing to have Serious note, seen Alves a dozen odd times, and think he's ace. Under Rafa, he should fit in here no worries, that's if he gets over here

Mods can do as many Romarios as they like, they're mods If Barca then goes and sell Belletti to fit Alves in, then I'd be pissed, just get his ass over here already He'd only fit in the Barca team via right back, there are a couple ahead of him on the right over there, while over here there ain't no one

One of the best versions I've heard is performed by none other than Elvis Presley himself

Let's hope the contract we offer him would have a clause where he's forbidden to take penalties, even in training.

I for one don't rate Dogpoo all that highly, yes, he's better than Crouchzinho, but not by much, and for the record, I'm very happy with Crouchzinho If Dogpoo's any good, Chelsea wouldn't be needing strikers. He's poo Mind you, same can be said about us, but we were looking for a top class striker last season anyway

And don't forget the ability to slice a shot 5 yards out right in front for a throw in He's a more expensive version of Emile Heskey