Cooldude

Give me a sportsman who doesn't cheat on his girlfriend/wife and I'll give you a dumb sportsman 99% of them do it Having said that, agree that he's a c*** and would fit in perfectly at Man Utd

Why do I have this bad feeling that it's gonna end the way the Figo transfer ended?

John Toshack and Kevin Keegan We just need to find a Keegan, or someone half as good

Played a part in winning us the 5th, but apart from that he's nothing but a joke Good luck to him in the future though

Was just kidding, FFS

Have you ever heard of the word "possibiltiies", you know, like the word that Rafa keeps saying a trillion time? There are games where we need Stevie in the middle and there are games that Momo's good for the middle with Stevie out wide, or we can even rest Stevie.

We don't, I repeat, we don't have an out and out right side mid Unless you wanna call Jan Kromkamp one, or Stevie G Alves is one You can't buy in someone as cover when there's nothing to be covered in the first place He would be first f***ing choice

Brought in as cover my ass

Plus Baldy and Bollacks will be at Chelsea for the payday, they don't have any massive motivations on being totally successful, apart from the fact that they're egomaniacs. They can easily destroy that unity and hunger that Mourinho's successful sides are so famous for

Hope they get Baldy, Ballack and Baldy can ruin them

Alves gives us a lot more options and variety than say a SWP or Pennant would, even though I'm happy with either Alves or SWP, not happy with Pennant coz he's a s****faced pissed up c***

Great, we get rid of Cisse and finds ourselves a perfect replacement, don't tell me he wears red suits/pants, tiger-striped undies and pointy white boots, too?

Overhyped, overpriced foreigners? What about overhyped, overpriced British players?

c*** IMO it's great that he's choosing between us and Barca, when a bloke has to really think about whether to move to at present, the best club in the world (That's Barca though most of you would say us) or some other club, it puts us in a very good light. If he chooses Barca, you can't blame him for it, it's different from someone choosing between Liverpool and Newcastle and went to the Barcodes

Why do you always act like you know more than what you tell us, eh? Spill the beans already, you c*** Would be shattered if he picks Barca

He would be deadset first choice on the right over here, while at Barca he's got competition for places and likely to spend quite a lot of time on the bench Barca seems the safer option for him, but as a young kid he'd shine over here under Rafa if he plays to his potential

Can play both, but IMO he's probably a better RW, since I don't think he'd fare too well defensively over here in England, mind you, we have Stevie F anyway so we don't need him at RB Scored a cracking goal against Barca just the other day as well

After watching him play for Sevilla a dozen times, please, hope to God he picks us

He's probably the worst of all the realistic options we have If we do get him, I hope we're actually getting another striker other than him

The more I think about it, the more I hope this doesn't happen

Not convinced, like some others, for some very strange reason, even though I know he's exactly the type we're looking for

Off topic: But what the hell's Rafa doing? Taichi?

Or when he's texting chicks

Surely it ain't true, can't be

Momo will kick the s*** outta him in the Community Shield