Cooldude

Yeah what 's with his boots, red and white one from the start then those bright yellow ones second half, s****house

Mate I'm a bit pissed... but yeah the carnge, why not, finished his season well and all

Pepe Reina, he's a queen yeeeeeah

f***,a yea h I'm pissed, too...,.. I love Stevie, I wanna boof him get him up here!

hahahahahaha stay of course, if he's your 4th choice central mid you're going alright ehhhhhhhh

Look at this wink from Rafa What a man, I love him

I WANT WALLPAPERS!!!

Completely unrelated, but f***ing hell, my house is outta booze, only three cans of beer! And I am too happy to go out and get more, I can't get pissed now, FFS

Jan played a fantastic game as a sub, I thought.

Most of West Ham's play went down his flank, and his woeful positional play and laughable attempts at playing the offside trap was comical Okay, that's all I'll do as far as being a d****ead and slagging players off is concerned today, he's a hero coz he scored one of the pens and I love how cheeky that was when he went straight down the middle

He's as unlucky as they come when it comes to Cup Finals You can see it on his face today, he was shattered about coming off

Riise was f***ing appalling, mind you, so was the entire defence Ah f*** it, don't feel like finding scapegoats and slagging players off atm, gerrin!

Such a bottler that he was completely s*** in the semi final, oh wait...

If I'm Montse, I'd begin to ask for more than just one watch, maybe one house, she'd have more properties than Robbie in 5 years time if that's the case

The Kaiser was alright, ain't he, since he came on, we controlled the midfield (Which we didn't do for most of the game) and West Ham didn't have much of a sniff. Alright, they were a goal up, but still. Another perfect penalty from him, too, he went to the left in Istanbul and this time it's the right, both of them inch perfect. What's it with Germans and penalties

Unfortunately if I'm gay I'd marry Xabi first, so Rafa would have to face a harsh rejection from me Oh, btw, I ain't gay

Those saves were f***ing superb True sign of a great keeper is when he makes howlers and don't go back into his shell and hide, he had almost the worst game he's had all season, yet still pulls some superb saves outta his ass He seems to have a good knack at guessing the right way at penalties

3 Cup finals, won two (And unlucky to lose the other one), that's if you don't count the Super Cup If I'm gay, I'd marry him

Oh yes He's got leadership written all over him today, what a game, what a f***ing game

My eyeballs popped out with that 40 yard strike Absolutely amazing, made the first and banged the other two, then took a perfect penalty He's matured this season as a player beyond imagination, he is now at his absolute frightening best

Bulls***, Reina only keeps clean sheets coz the back four's so good...

Cisse, in better form

In my eyes he's always been very fine

1. Most top goalscorer can sometimes be looked upon like they ain't team players, and who's to say Owen can't fit in our current team as a team player? 2. If Rafa didn't think he'd fit in, he wouldn't have tried to get him last summer. And it's kinda pointless comparing with the points total we got when Owen was at his best with us, we were playing a distinctly different style of football as a team compare to now. And who's to say Owen can't adapt and succeed in our current system 3. Agreed I don't think he's comin' back anyway, but he would be nuts to stay with the Barcodes. Now I'm stuck with this horrible mental image of someone's head stuck up his hoop......

Say goodbye to Djimi and Stevie W