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Could've done his ligaments, which is 4-6 weeks at best Hmmmmm, if it's not broken then it'd be great, can't see a badly twisted ankle being bad enough that he needs stretchering off Really, sounds as though it's bloody bad, then ligaments would be the best case scenario, if it's broken then he'd miss most of the pre-season

Strap it up? Don't tell me he's broken another ankle

The only thing missing is beating Chelsea We gotta stop winning those 6 point games against them or the Mancs or Arsenal

If the 12 mil no Europe release clause is true, then Newcastle wouldn't really have a say on whether to sell or not to sell

He'd be mad to give the Barcodes another season

Diao Got the cheek to pick himself, eh? Some do have the ego for that

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Traore makes everyone look good

I would've thought by now, after many experiences, that people would learn that you don't trust everything Mickey Owen says

Elisha said we weren't interested this time last season as well, but we ended up being very interested anyway. (Not saying Elisha was giving wrong info, but things change quickly) We'd be mad not to consider someone of the calibre of Michael James Owen if he's availble on and around 12 mil. He might be more expensive than Bellamy or Bent or whatever, but he would be a proven model pro (And a much higher quality player) that we know would definitely succeed wherever he goes, whereas Bellamy and Bent can be a hell lot more of a gamble, especially Bellamy Don't want Bellamy, for obvious reasons, although some on here are pretty keen for us to get him

Well after jockey said Jose won't be here and Mickey won't come back, you can bet on the first one staying and the second one signed by us then

Oh please One is a model pro on and off the field who is dedicated to the game, trains hard, and gives 100% to whoever he plays for The other is almost the opposite, he was sold because he was getting overweight and lazy coz he's enjoying fame a little too much Don't wanna turn this into another Robbie vs Mickey type debate, I love the both of them (For different reasons) and would love to have the both of them, end of story

Luis was clawed in the face If you go to some of the images Getty's got, there's one pic which very graphically shows that Nevertheless, I agree, sympathy ain't huge, this moment of stupidity's gonna cost the both of them an FA Cup Final.

He's always been a good person in general, even though if you believe some fans, he's a judas two faced lying so and so

Remember that well When Gerrard put through a top class throughball and Mickey tucked it away, really believed during half time that we can sink the a*** and smash their unbeaten run Then they scored twice in 30 seconds with Henry walking through like 10 men to score the second.

Don't think there's any doubt that he desperately wants to come back, whether he will though is a different story

Luis is probably technically better, a little bigger a goal threat, and as two footed a player as you can find. He can seemingly make a Xabi like pass outta nowhere occasionally as well, if it comes off that is Spud's better with the dead ball and bloody ace against the Mancs (Something Luis is yet to master ) The only two things they're equal at is their ability to give away possession needlessly, with Spud, it was irritating as he doesn't produce those brillant moments as often as Luis does, who makes it all worthwhile especially the fact that he does it in big matches so bloody often

Perhaps has something to do with Luis being a much much better player than Spud

Some chicks love long legs Crouchzinho, what a legend (G Mac too)

Rather than talking about how the freekick that led to the first goal shouldn't have been given, he should be more worried about his wimpy players such as Lampard squealing and diving outta the way of the shot and made a gapping hole in the wall. Bunch of gals, all of them

Would be bloody shattered if we sold him, so much to offer.

I think I can fit my fist in Xabi's mouth in the first pic...

I love him Full stop Eccentric, inconsistent, frustrating, call him what you will, but at the end of the day, he brings us far more good than bad. He's the type of player that you either love or hate, and I f***in' love him

Got his tactics absolutely spot on today Some might argue the sitting back thing in the end, but all managers would've done exactly the same.

Reina - 7, Solid as ever Finnan - 7, see Reina Sami - 8, Superb Carra - 7, see Finnan Riise - 7, scored the goal but defensively was a little suspect, most of Chelsea's play at the last 25 minutes came on his flank. Kewell - 9, MOTM, HK of old Xabi - 8, took Lampard to the cleaners again Momo - 7, never stopped running and some good challenges Gerrard - 7, worked hard but didn't really get into the game that much, when he did he had a few good moments Luis - 8, what a pearler, loves scoring big goals in big games, and loves missing sitters then score the difficult one. That's Luis for ya and that's why I love him Crouchzinho - 7, did alright, winning headers and flick ons and generally worked hard