Cooldude

The only thing I believe on there is the 12 mil release clause

People seem to have forgotten that there were those who raved about how good he is when he first joined the Barcodes, at the time he could actually play then I don't think he's anywhere near as bad a player as he's currently showing, but playing under Souness kinda has a negative effect on any defenders

The change did unsettle our defence a little bit and on occasions we stuffed up the offside trap a couple of times, which we normally don't do often. Example is their goal

Yep, same commentator, everytime he calls a game involving Newcastle, he bags the s*** outta him and make sure the viewers know just how s*** he is. Mentions him like once every 5 minutes One of the gold commentries he had involving Boumsong was when Newcastle was doing a set piece in front of the opposition box, Shearer's shot was going in, but Boumsong gets in the way and stupidly blocked the shot Then he said, "That's probably the best defensive block he's made all season"

I was surprised by the team but wasn't worried

He meant that all along, ran into space as soon as he knocked down the cross to Crouch, and credit to Crouchzinho who was on the same wavelength and provided a perfectly weighted return ball that Gerrard can comfortably hit first time for the goal It was just a classy goal all around

A f***ing joke, Shearer absolutely f***s up a freekick and Riley lets him retake it! And he did the same thing again and he didn't stop him this time! What was all that about?

Gee, that Agger lad can really hit a pass, he's a f***ing gem

Didi and t*** Bowyer have been going at it all day

:lol: You're on fire Two great long range efforts from Xabi and Janny Kromkamp, first was only tipped wide by Given and the second knocked off the line

This Newcastle side is SO BAD, it ain't funny Xabi on, giving Stevie a rest, might be time to give one of Carra or Sami a little rest, too

Well done, better gag than mine, that

Kewell was alone with acres of space in the box, Cisse just had to hit a simple pass to him, and he blasted the f***ing ball into row Z instead That was f***ing s***

The commentator I'm getting from my fed really really thinks Boumsong's s***, every game he's commentated on involving the Barcodes he's constantly ripped into him and say how he's not a defender's a*****

As Homer Simpson would say, that is so funny it's not funny That is one of the biggest f*** ups you will ever see And Cisse gets booked for taking his shirt off which says he loves his wife and his kids (Possibly for PR after being arrested for bashing her), then he gets yellowed, baited the crowd, and got a real good talking to from Mike Riley and Carra

Is he as good on the right as he is on the left?

Looks more like: Kromkamp Carra Sami Agger Warnock Hamann Gerrard Kewell Cisse Crouch 3-5-2 that's more like a 3-1-4-2 potentially with Kewell drifting central and play behind the strikers, similar to what we played 2nd half Istanbul

He's great comedy value when he doesn't play for ya Looked like a circus clown today with some of his near-misses

Reckon we might need to buy two strikers come the summer, and Anelka and Owen would be alright. Don't think Anelka would have the guts to do any silly buggers with Rafa in charge

Torres is a bit different to Joaquin in an extent, I don't think he's as lazy as Joaquin and certainly has a better attitude and work ethic It might benefit him to play with a hell lot better players over here, especially a top class midfield. Torres still belongs to that bracket of potential players, maybe Rafa thinks he can get the best outta him. It's all a matter of adapting to the new league, which can be very difficult. Would much prefer us splashing on Kuyt

He would get the last laugh when he gets to stay in that f***ing palace during the World Cup though, what a way to go out, eh? Probably find a few mistresses there to accompany him in the pool, too

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I think he's perfectly fine on the right Xabi and Momo is a better balanced central midfield partnership and Stevie will be allowed licence to free roam on the right. Defensively he'll also help Finnan immensely Although as someone already pointed out, it really depends on who we play and how we wanna play, we might start Kewell and Gonzalez next season on both flanks to look for more width and have Stevie in the middle in some games, or different some other games

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