Andy Mac

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Mascherano - by a mile

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strange how do you do.Isn't it?

Rosenior out after '10 minutes' ------------------------------ Leroy Rosenior has broken the record for English football's shortest managerial reign. BBC Five Live understands Rosenior lost his job at Torquay just 10 minutes after being introduced as the Devon club's new manager on Thursday. Chairman Mike Bateson called him to say he had just sold the club to a group led by Colin Lee, who then reinstated himself as director of football. Lee had only been made redundant last Monday. Rosenior, 43, was given the head coach position at Plainmoor when Keith Curle's short-term contract expired. Bateson told Rosenior that he did not know Lee's bid for the club was imminent when he appointed him. It would have been the former Brentford boss's second stint in charge at Torquay. The previous shortest tenure in charge in English football was Dave Bassett's four-day reign at Crystal Palace in 1984.

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Scholes. Utterly brilliant player.

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The Adelphi Hotel is a bigger ruin than the Acropolis

I'm pleased for you, Kev.

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I knew I'd heard/read it somewhere.

My favourite quote is "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates a good banner could be under a picture of Rafa "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." Plato

Who did that and the ticket disintegrated?

Hope you forget that. You c*** I'm going a 1 day SAS mission, so literally what I'm standing up in. Still trying to figure out where to stash my ticket for optimum safety.

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I knew it. He'd have won the league if he hadn't had let so many leads go

Fantastic words there. I can almost hear him slurring it out to the press. He'll have to think of other things to do with the bottle, as he won't be drinking it. I suggest her gives it to some Soth African lass he tries to grope, or to the lawyer who got him off on his driving offence. Or just simply shove it up his hole!!! c***!!

I've got my ticket sorted and looked on the net and there's a myriad of different ways.. I'm looking for out on the 22nd back on the 24/25th..... any ideas.???? tHANKS

We all hate Mancs and mancs and mancs, mancs and mancs and mancs .. we all f***in' hate mancs.....

..... is full of s***... is full of s*** ....ohh Manchester is full of s***... it's full of s***, s*** and more s***... Oh Manchester is full of s*** Forever in our shadow..................................!!!!!!