Paul B

Unless they are the Tardis Bar and the Tardis Arms!

I disagree. That's thinking like it's a game V Man Utd where they'll have 60,000 odd and we'll have 3,000 max. Don't forget, we and Chelsea will be in a vast majority and I reckon any Mancs will stay well clear. After all, there's unlikely to be much demand for coaches from Devon and Fife for a game in which their team aren't even playing, is there? I reckon virtually everywhere will be pretty safe.

When I've time, me tea's out!

No.

Never heard it mate. I only know the one about a certain GP from Hyde, Greater Manchester. (Actually, there were people near the back-the hotel wall-trying to get that going yesterday! Vermin!)

Not so fast here, folks. Blackburn had nothing to gain (and possibly a lot to lose) by making their fans turn out on Easter Sunday rather than a Saturday for the game V us but they were happy to do so at our request because of the occasion. I think we should remember that before we start demonising them for anything.

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Fanny Blankers-Coen

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"ooh, LOVEly new shoes, Peter mate!" "Yes, and where DID you get that fanTASTic haircut, Pete?"

That was the warm-up for Cardiff that. (the tourney, I mean, not Will's red head). It was funny as feck as well. I thought, "hey up, where do I know him from?" as he made his way back from the bogs carefully holding his can of Carling when the ball bounced up into his can and smacked him on the forehead (still, lucky it wasn't the foreskin, eh?) and his bemusement caused some merriment amongst our hardy band of buccaneers.

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I'm sorry but I find that attitude really offensive. I pay good coin (and always have) to watch my team play the football we have rightly been renowned for down the years. I do not and will not pay to watch a gang of cheats. Thangyewvermutch.

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Amen, brother. We won't have Nike in the house and not just because of the Man Utd connection. Nike use urea to bind the UVA they use in the midsoles of their running (and some other sports shoes) and once that breaks down, you'll never get rid of the Dame Judy Dench of cat's piss off them. 'Tis true that, and all.

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Thous shalt not bear false witness.

Just to add my YNWA.

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