stressederic

You also need to bring your own razor blades and mirror.

Ah touche!

Ronaldo just winds me up when I watch him, he's always trying to pull a trick or take 5 extra stepovers. Now I know Garcia is hardly Shearer like in his ability to hold up the ball, and tries as many flicks as anyone, but it strikes me that when he's giving it a little flick on, he's trying to make something happen, its progressive, even if he gives the ball away. Ronaldo just seems to do tricks for the sake of doing them, and because he's run out of other ideas, and then invariably gives the ball away or throws himself to the ground. Flicks and tricks are fine, fans enjoy seeing them, but only if there's some sort of end result from it, just continually trying to do stepovers until your tackeled is useless.

Thank god we've played at their place now, and not in a few weeks when the Rugby starts up again.

Faye not get a red?

Poor deluded, vomit enducing c***

Gallas subbed off for Chelsea, his hamstring has gone.

I thought Riise was excellent today, Teale knew he was ingame against him, and on the measure of it didn't get very much luck against him at all.

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

Which bank did you have in mind? Fort Knox?

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

Klose does score a lot of headers. Unfortunately we don't put in a lot of crosses, so unless he's going to start doing his best work below sea level, or we manage to steal Pennant off Birmingham, I can't see that one working.

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

Berbatov

I imagine the match will be on 5 Live or 5 Live Extra tonight. There'll be a link for it off the BBC Sport website.

I met an AEK Athens fan a little while ago, and we got talking about Greek football, and he said despite the rivalry between the two teams he thought our Kop Mosaic for the Olympiakos game was beautiful, and apparently went down very well all over Greece. He also said he hoped AEK stuffed Olympiakos next time in the league, but you can't have it all can you. RIP 21

Thats about as attacking a lineup as we've had in a little bit. Is Riise injured or being rested? I thought it was odd that he was taken off against Chelsea, and pretty much expected him to start tonight.

I don't think Didi and Xabi in the center works. Sissoko is just a monster who'll give our midfield energy and for all his qualities, I don't think Hamman will protect Alonso enough to allow him to get his passing going.

Ah the next great Welsh striker. People surely don't make things up on the internet do they?

Be interesting to see how this new ref does. Hopefully the next time he's featured on Meet the Referee it'll include the description "Was in charge of our 8-0 victory over Charlton at the Valley"

Wash your mouth out with soap

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

It was a stunning finish. Absolutely no backlift on it at all, and it flew past Reina. And I agree, the lob over Reina that was disallowed was an even better goal.

Round 26 Fixtures: Saturday, 11 February 2006 Arsenal 2-0 Bolton, Aston Villa 2-2 Newcastle, Everton 1-2 Blackburn, Fulham 2-0 West Brom, Middlesbrough 0-3 Chelsea, Portsmouth 0-3 Man Utd, Wigan 1-3 Liverpool, Sunday, 12 February 2006 Man City 2-0 Charlton, Sunderland 0-4 Tottenham, Monday, 13 February 2006 West Ham 2-1 Birmingham,