PhilM

It's about time he went down for a while. He's due a proper stretch. (Not prison slang) (But actually probably is prison slang).

There is a top candidate available though. Well, unless he fancies having until the summer off.

Be well boss if everyone except us went out, although it probably means that we'd lose the 5th place CL spot, right?

Yeah, logistics and security are definitely areas to cut costs. Not schmoozing or gargling Trump's orange danglers.

Yes, Captain Arnepants.

He's got to be so Gakpo He's got to be so Gakpo He's got to be big and strong But is rubbish all game long.

All other fascist nonces pale in comparison to the US President, so Di Livio is probably ok.

He looks like a character in some books my son reads called Captain Underpants. Here he is sharing a joke with two of the kids from the U18s about how they have a clear path to the first team.

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Arne Slot: Hold my beer... A stoppable force meets a moveable object.

Defeat to Spurs incoming!

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While you're technically right, I think we deserve a lot of credit for stopping ourselves scoring as well.

I'm so annoyed that our s*** performance won't even let me enjoy laughing at Spurs.

You can see it in his smile. Inter's all he ever wanted.

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Queen are dead s***, but I'm giving props to John Deacon's bass playing, which is really good on a number of terrible songs.

I heard that he just killed a man.

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To be fair, that is what has been tactically drilled into the whole team this year, so...

I reckon your most recent posts would make a good Dave Gorman Found Poem. "Hasn't shown it when he's played for us. Largely rubbish." "What is the point of Allison now. Should've kept kelleher over the other dud. Because he's not very good" "We have no chance in the fa cup or cl." "He was terrible today" "Maybe he though the keeper could actually kick a ball. Another player who looks on the slide" "Still played s*** though" "So true" (in response to someone saying that Slot should have been sacked in November) "So true" (an entirely separate post in response to the same post of someone saying that Slot should have been sacked in November) "Macallister has been abysmal all season so it wouldn't be hard to upgrade"

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And a Gallagher

This is the sad thing. We've had loads of "Surely it can't get any worse than this" moments this season, and then Arne gives it the old "hold my beer".