PhilM

De Cat really needs to sort his barnet. Just looked him up on Wikipedia.

I would. He passes the eye test, even if the stats don't back it up. He's a good dribbler.

Or Baleba

To be fair, getting fat and injured is one of many reasons that I wouldn't make it for Real Madrid as well.

Even his ma said "no ta".

That memorial is lovely though. So much thought and meaning and empathy went into it.

Thanks Morrissey.

None of us are smooth enough operators.

If Bellingham was as good as he thinks he is, he'd be Zidane.

Djed Trent-ce

Just be better than Konate was last season, please. It's a low bar.

France's squad is just ridiculous. I reckon at least 17-18 of them would be nailed on starters for us. Not at the same time obviously, that's against the rules.

Just gets linked with us and gets injured!

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"Liverpool lose out on first choice, so look at other options."

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Story of Spurs' life to be fair.

Gah, I'd forgotten that we signed Joe Cole. I was so happy in the blissful ignorance.

We've been linked with Archie Gray, Luka Vuskovic and Mickey Van Der Ven in the past. Can't see us going for Van Der Ven at that price, but the other two seem like they could be useful.

We know that we wanted him when he was at Benfica. We couldn't, could we? Real Madrid, definitely. I think he's the Galactico that Perez was shouting about the other week, otherwise why would he have burnt his bridges with Chelsea mid season?

Also, surely, SURELY, nobody is going to be as bad this year as they were last season?

It's kismet that we sign Kees Smit.

Bloody hell, when you think about it, even the outgoings were terrible, apart from Darwin and Nat Phillips. Diaz - should have kept him and paid him what he was worth, miles better than Gakpo. At least we got a decent fee. Quansah - Needed him when Ibou was on one, even if Slot wouldn't have played him. Doak - Probably wouldn't have contributed less than Chiesa did. Kelleher - Better than Mamardashvili and got f*** all for him. Morton - Turned out to be a decent player, better squad option than Trey Nyoni. Elliott - Well that didn't work out well for any of the parties involved apart from his agent. Tsimikas - Didn't get much game time at all on loan, total waste of everyone's time. Trent - Including him because we actually still needed him and didn't box off a contract or sell him for decent money.

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To quote Ivan Drago, "If he dies, he dies", but I just think it makes more sense to keep him.