Salah 9th.
Top 10 is:
10. Pedri
9. Mo Salah
8. Raphina
7. Achraf Hakimi
6. Erling Haaland
5. Harry Kane
4. Kylian Mbappe
3. Vitinha
2. Lamine Yamal
1. Ousmane Dembele
Be a bit of a laugh to have a "non league football sweepstake", where you just randomly get allocated a non league team in the preseason and then have to go one of their games in the season following on.
Was it Michael Stensgaard, our former backup keeper who pretty much gave himself a career ending injury in an accident with an ironing board? So THAT cautious. Get a steamer Joe, or pay someone to iron your clothes.
My stepdad just supports whoever he lives nearest. Over his life he's supported Swansea, Cardiff, Spurs, Brighton, and Bristol Rovers and been a regular match goer at all of them.
Dom 38
Wirtz 36
Alexis 35
Virgil 23
Luis Diaz came 31st
Would assume that the top 10 is some permutation of Mbappe, Dembele, Yamal, Kane, Vitinha, Salah, Raphina, Hakimi, Pedri and Haaland.
Only argument against it is that Ake possibly would have been able to cover. Doubt it though. Could be bias, could just be absolute incompetence. Or both.
Goalkeepers innit. They don't get the same kudos as outfield players. He's ahead of Raya. Can't think which other keepers would be ahead of him besides Donna Summer.
We jest, but in the same way that Spurs are predisposed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Arsenal are predisposed to always be the bridesmaids.
On the whole season. If we don't have any hope or optimism that we can reel in the teams ahead of us then what's the point? We're definitely better than we've shown, who knows what we can accomplish with a bit of momentum.
I guess I'm optimistically clinging to our players being miles better than our current form suggests. I don't think that we will win the title, maybe scrape top 4, but I don't think it's completely impossible.
Maybe we're just giving them a head start to make them feel better.
Luis Garcia is one of my all time favourite Liverpool players. He just played with absolute joy. He'd do 9 ridiculous things and then one absolutely sublime thing. Great song too.
Probably not, but epic bed s***tings do happen. Look at us this season. We went full Spud from Trainspotting.
We can make up three points on Arsenal and City just by beating both of them. That only needs them to lose two more games than we do after that.