PhilM

I know we don't like giving props to Arsenal players, but Rice has been the best player in the team who made it to the Champions League final and will probably win the Premier League. Also, it's about who has had the best season, not whether he's the best player in the world.

So are you saying that there are Tchouameni puns bouncing around in your head to deal with?

Does it involve paddling pools and jelly in the resolution of their differences, because if so I'm imagining it right now.

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It'll be someone who wins the World Cup though, so that probably rules Kane out. For me I think the best players in the world this season have probably been Bayern's front 3, PSG's front 3, Vitinha, Rice, and Yamal. Given that PSG are likely to win the Champions League, their domestic league, and France are likely to win the World Cup, that probably means that either Doue or Dembele will win it. There's a nightmare scenario where Declan Rice wins it though.

Be nice to have some players with some fight, we don't have Tchouameni of those in the squad right now.

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It's unfortunate for him that the Balon D'or is going to go to a player who wins the World Cup, because he's definitely in the discussion. Don't think it's mad to put Kane up there too.

Get Your Slot Out He's on a bald one! If they're not doing moneyboxes, then that's another missed opportunity. Although with an Arne Slot moneybox, you pump a load of money into it and it bores you to tears.

Only two of their starting lineup against us were alive when they last won a trophy. Google Search, Facebook, YouTube, and home Wifi didn't exist then either.

I was pleased that West Ham won the Conference League because I couldn't remember them winning anything other than the 1966 World Cup.

I've read articles linking us with Kroupi and Rayan as well, which I'm absolutely fine with.

That's a fair point, but I just don't buy that it's the main cause of our terrible performances any more.

Grim times. At least there's specific trauma causes to those seasons rather than it just being "The manager".

It's a public service message to get your synapses firing in the morning.

In fact, Everton aside, there probably aren't any clubs who aren't more enjoyable to play for.

Was 22/23 the season where our first 27 choice centre backs were in comas for the whole season?

Gyles Brandreth and Bill Cosby want a word. Don't take the pint Bill has bought you.

We'd still somehow contrive to lose that game.

The lowest we can finish is 8th if we lose all of our remaining games and Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, and Brighton win all of theirs.

It's Arne Slop.

Is this another one of Gibbo's drunken rambles on the Post Match Pint again?

Push him over the edge!

Alright there Arne, not for the first time, you've pied Federico right off.