Murphman

'king hell Bailo, not one but TWO sensible posts side by side, has one of your kids hacked you?

All he had to do was be up front and take some PR advice, make sure he conducts himself with humility having told everybody he hadn't come to an agreement with the club in January. He could easily have blamed FSG and rubbed our bellies with tales of love, we'd have chosen to believe him even though we all know he's an arrogant little s***.

I don't know if he was putting that on or not but he certainly wasn't giving it his all those last couple of games as I recall? Everybody suspected he was making up the bad back but there's no way that can be proven, Trent ambling about whilst the Mancs were counter attacking after he'd lost the ball in a non tackle was graphic when you realise he wasn't injured.

If we lose this Hass you'd best stay in Saudi. FOREVER!!

It isn't 'cos he's off, it's because he's not been upfront to the point he's silently taking the piss. People aren't soft (well yeah, I know some are) but he's very off handed over this, dismissive of commentary made in the absence of facts and made on what they see. Plus the Manc game is growing with me personally because rightly or wrongly I'm beginning to reconcile that he did a Coutinho to make a point.

Nah. I don't want him anywhere near the celebrations. He's the only downside to a wonderful season and I've recently come to seriously consider that his show against the Mancs was indeed the result of a massive sulk. His subsequent behaviour with his silly little cryptic has made this more likely, as shocking as this is if true.

Just to warn you lads, Senrab gets really angry if people slag off Nunez, he fcking launched for me at Wembley, told me to get out of the pub! I did go, once I'd had another pint like . Some people think you can't slag a player off whatever if they wear a red shirt. To be honest I'm not a serial moaner but some just drag you into an abyss of negativity like Mignolet did in recent years, and now Nunez. He's had his chance, I wish him well, unless he stays of course, the vibe when he went up for the pens against PSG summed him up.

I was joking about feeding the fume mate, the more they fume the funnier but I couldn't give a toss about what other fans say or think, just having a laugh.

I thanked a West Ham fan mate this afternoon, we seem to have always got on with the 'appy 'ammers

Fund raised for Hillsborough, he's a better man than many of our own.

I wouldn't mind losing all the games after we become insurmountable so long as we made it clear we were just bored because we had nothing to challenge us 'cos everybody else was shyte.

If we beat Arsenal and don't give away a double digit GD we win the league even if we lost the rest.

MacAllistair should be vice. He's a guaranteed starter and so far has a good injury record. I like midfield Captains too.

Unreal aren't they. She took a dislike to my lads, her eyes followed him all over the shop, he shat himself. Then she flew under the stadium roof before landing on a falconry glove in the centre circle in front of 60000 fans. Brilliant.

The Crabtree? I went into a working man's club on Hammersmith Bridge to meet a Fulham supporter 'mate' of mine who wanted a lift home after the game, it was when we came back from 2-1 down in 2014, Coutinho and Gerrard broke their hearts, so much so my 'mate' fcked off home on the train the clunt. I was waiting for him in the club with my lad who was then 18 when a bearded hag started berating me in cockney about Suarez being a 'Fcking Vampire' and 'a dirty Spanish c***'. Her husband was looking at me with a pleading look in his eyes, neither he nor me fancied getting in a fight over her, in fact looking back we should have both taken her outside, given the old boot a good kicking and had a quiet pint back in the club. Nice walk to the ground though and the thing I remember most was the pyros which caused much fun and joviality apart from with the stewards.

Did you see Victoria in the club shop.

He does make things happen, I'll give him that, he can be a proper game changer.

Me too, never seen such obvious genius in one so young. It pissed cats and dogs that night, I've been drier in a swimming pool.

It would be EXACTLY the right thing to do. Hendo and Jurgen up first, a quick lap of honour then we do the 2025 version. United will be doing the same thing unfortunately, but on the bright side City fans and players will need counselling for years.

I have time yet.

Nice to get a 2pm kick off after the clocks have gone back. Won't be driving 200miles back in the pitch black with it pissing down with rain. It's a really unusual feel to this one, it should be one of the final scenes from a glorious play but it definitely has an edge to it, for me anyway. We need early goals, settle the nerves and spend the second half completely controlling possession. An early balls up could see us scrapping again, don't give the feckers an inch from the off, a win here and then Leicester should be the end and goodnight.

Don't you ever tire of telling the same tired old crap joke over and over?

Bailo knew this, the fcking fraud that he is.

It takes a rare talent that only people like Bailo have.

He was a geeky little twaat from the 60's, people who secretly hated their disappointing, under achieving spoiled offspring would often dress them up as The Milky Bar Kid to humiliate them at kids parties and the like