Murphman

See you there at noon as arranged, all YNWA'ers welcome (not Kahnee obviously).

Pah, I broke my ankle and there wasn't an opponent within 5 yards. Is that the Wetherspoons Matt? I've just been talking with Sharks about it. Mind if that sweaty Libero is going I might go straight too the ground. It's a cracking boozer that. Don't know about the screens like. I hope this helps.

Me and my doomsday brain are in conflict now. we looked absolutely knackered on Tuesday,Konate had a knock, Trent is out, Gravenberg needs a week asleep in bed, Mac too. the game was draining, like watching footballers on acid. Why do we do this every year, fckoff FSG and buy some proper footballers.

Reminds me of going on holiday to France and my missus asking if the Sat Nav would switch to French when we got there.

I ended up being ambulanced into hospital about 7 hours after that goal with pancreatitis. The day had started well too, funny how it all works innit.

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He tried my fecking patience when he booted that Saints player, what an absolute d****ead he is. Did anybody else see Mo give his shirt to the anonymous Saints player who was clearly in awe at sharing the pitch with him? He handed the shirt over then asked the lad to give him his shirt, as if it will be on his trophy room along with Benzema, Messi and Neymar. Humbleness in the great is a sight to see.

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Now you really do sound like FYDS, I was referencing you as somebody would confirm what happened, you egotistical egghead.

I know, it's all spot on and true (Gravy was with me) but as it's one of the rare moments where I have unique insight (on here (with you dimbos anyway) I thought I'd 'give it large' to get a reaction. I can see how FYDS gets followers now, I might give it a go?

Houllier was in Turkey working for UEFA. I spoke with him the night before the match, he was adamant that whilst he was there in his role with UEFA he wouldn't go anywhere near Taksim because he didn't want Sky cameras and pundits spotting him and taking the limelight from Rafa. I hope Jurgen slips into the crowd quietly on the last game, I'm 100% certain Arne would be fine with it, he's nor Mourinho. He has played a major part in this. People of your age can't be trusted to not piss the bed.

I could almost say the same thing about you.

The four Newcastle goals against Forest without exception were as jammy as feck, it was like when Villa murdered us when everything went in. Forest moidered he bums second half and almost snatched a point, if that Newcastle turn up tonight we might be happy campers around 10 pm.

He has to say that but fair play to the weirdo tawt,, he can hardly give up can he? Plus it's a warning to us which is good.

and haircut.

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Stick to fish, you can't go wrong with fish.

I'd happily build a team that includes Haaland. Think about it, tweak your system to accommodates a 9 who has been breaking goal scoring records since he was a kid or stick with Nunez because he works harder?

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When we played s*** against Fulham but got a draw with 10 men I predicted that point would win us the league. On it's own it won't but a few Fulham and Everton games in there whilst we have the hump on the day make the difference.

Exactly. Run as far as you like George, I went to a Grammar school back in the 1800's, I know how to spell it. I set the trap for the Kahnee gang, haha, that'll learn 'em.

A crane is a bird you fecking goon, the link is tenuous but there for all to see, so stop being a Grammer Nazi.

Excellent... (Said in the style of Dr Frasier Crane)

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Yay, Desmond is back in the house!!