Murphman

He'll be excluded from the Trophy Lift and banished, no opportunity to have a farewell with the few fans left who support him, his legacy in absolute tatters. Plus we get money as well as making a statement.

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Get the money NOW, save a month's wages too and fck him off with immediate effect. A marker set that we won't be caught out again and if a player wants to take the piss there will be a payback. Put his medal in the post with his P45.

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Cheer up Paul, we just won the league. I'm sure it would take more than 5 minutes to tell every life experience Gazza has had, he's literally been everything in life. I know people who've spent the day on the piss with him, they all thought has was sad figure but a top lad.

Not true apparently. He holds court in the Bournemouth Witherspoons and is great fun and very humble.

Absolutely no was was he on £2k in 1999. Hansen was on that when he left in 1990 and the PL started, more like £20k I'd guess.

We spent about £15m in the summer so the piggy bank must be chocka. Plus we have a reasonably long list of outs to throw into the mix so there probably £100k plus in the pot to start with with just from likely sales out of the mooted list. Nunez, Kelleher and/or say Harvey, Endo, Djota. You'd expect Nunez to go for £60k plus and Kelleher £35m at least. Everything point to Hughes bringing in half a newly scouted team, I think that just for once FSG might be seeing the realities required to stay at the top now that we are back there.

Just saw you'd already boxed this off Stan. You missed that Dopey Dunc think#s we have a Souser in the team anyway, so I guess it's to be expected.

True story. He had a great big house in Barnes near a pub, security walls and a intercom for access that he removed to stop the pissheads singing Vienna to him on the way home. I think I read that on here about twenty years ago so it's probably bolllox but FYDS checked it out and apparently it was true. The Warringtonian in the team would be a tough shout too.

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This is it, this means more

Chelsea away is always the worst of experiences, their fans are everything that is wrong with this country.

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I heard Quansa to Everton. This was me pissed up last Sunday but the source was very plausible, and I'm just putting it out there in case it happens so I can finally become an ITK

The stick he got for his Manc performance was absolutely in order. There is no way he wasn't sulking and not giving a toss in that match, way beyond 'one of those days', he wasn't even carrying a knock, it's absolutely nailed on now the fcker wasn't trying! .......and he was really wounded by the comments bless him, it helped him decide to leave. Wott a pile of shyte.

Meanwhile I get caught in your crossfire you twot. BATTER HASS THEN BURN HIM!

I hope so. I'm lying by the way. Sucker!!

He's Mike Rutherford, you'd expect people who claim to be Pop Pickers from the 80's to know that.