Murphman

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Glenn Johnson, Carragher, Aurelio and even Riise would disagree with you.

I'd have him back and never start him. Ever.

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Yes we are.

Alehouse was the only way they had any chance to get something from the game. With ten men against the Champions they would absolutely lose a passing and possession contest so I'l go against the flow and say Howe almost pulled it off and his tactics were right. I'll also say I was impressed with their commitment, they look like a closely knit group. Konate and Kirkez were concerningly poor all game, Kirkez was getting done for pace at times and I was surprised at that. But If we can pick up on Sunday and bolt that midfield shield with Mac and Grav back I think we are on the way, a win against Arsenal would psychologically fck them up, this team are mental monsters Mk2 in the making. That wee lad is on a trajectory, he's got it, undoubtedly. Isn't it fcking great being a Red!!

What is the point of having a senior player you don't trust from outset. Any squad player should be capable of giving another player a rest if they're over played.

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Maidenhead. On the Thames which leads out of Blighty into the big blue ocean giving access to the world.

Murphy = Sea Warrior in Gaelic. Show us your Fleet, and FYI canoes are NOT a fleet.

Gibbo, me, Toshack, Barnes, Aldridge and Ian St. You've got Ferguson, Donuts and Disorderly. Loser.

A bit of a coincidence this cropping up. We all know the internet is full of vermin but yesterday I spotted a post on Facebook from somebody I've never met but had accepted a Friend request because I knew his brother back in the day. It simply said What time did Heysel happen. He's a Chelsea fan, he's binned now obviously but this was so appalling it really affected me. Diog's death has impacted every fabric of the football community yet even in these circumstances there are sad little tosspots out there who use the tragic deaths of two young footballers and 39 Italian football fans as an opportunity to have a pop. This country is full of cnts, a lot of them Chelsea fans. Ask any of them when they became our rivals and they blame Rafa for outsmarting Mourinho twice and being sarky. They don't even register with us as a club do they.

Stick to tanks.

Otis did a better version. Slide rule passing emanated from Johnny Haynes who was 60's version of Alonso. Know your old age football sonny.

and be aware of Phishing, don't get caught out on the net.

Let's put him on the scales and settle this argument once and for all.

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Exactly.

and you @case, fancy taking anything @charlie clown says as gospel you gullible mug.

Has anybody told you I moved over 5 years ago you senile old cabbage?

Getting back to the important stuff. Our two friends have been like the warring couple in Father Ted for decades. They fcking hate each other and have finally agreed to split. He doesn't want to sell the house, he wants her to fck off so has begun a campaign. Every time she has a viewing booked he fries an egg and leaves the pan on the top, or shaves and leaves the sink dirty, anything to put people off with the added bonus of driving her nuts.. On Monday he upped the ante, a massive s*** a minute before the agent arrived, he didn't even flush the bog, you could smell it in the street when they opened the front door!! Hero for men's rights apparently.

This is a common phenomenon apparently, in fact it was on the telly box a while back, it might have been the brinks Matt story.

and we're off!!!!

A (good natured) West Ham mate of mine said to me today. 'Buying the league then Murph'? My response 'we already own it'. What a lovely place we are in at the moment, I thought these days were long gone.