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Not a bad goal from the old oil tanker. Sometimes £2.something million buys you a lot.

He can take the credit for making me happy on several occasions.

Mascherano ... ?

It's good but that norwegian goalkeeper who throws the ball into his own goal is better.

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His spanish is perfect, he's obviously going to Barca.

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Pizza Hut Park is a fine name for a stadium.

Managers should not be exempt from this judgement, I feel.

Oh dear: " Kevin Keegan has effectively been given a two-match ultimatum to salvage Newcastle's season, according to reports. The Daily Mail claims that, with Keegan having failed to inspire a single victory since his much-heralded return to St James' Park in January, owner Mike Ashley is ready to press 'the panic button'. Ahead of Monday's vital fixture with Birmingham City, the Toon are on the verge of falling into the relegation zone. Ashley has become so concerned by their plight that he is said to be 'prepared to make his second change of manager' should the situation not improve rapidly. 'If Keegan fails to secure precious points in Newcastle's next two games - away to Birmingham, followed by Fulham at home the following Saturday - sources believe Ashley will press the panic button,' claims the Mail. 'The slide has forced Ashley to consider asking Keegan to step aside already and take a position in the St James' Park boardroom, allowing a new manager to come in for a salvage operation. 'Dennis Wise, recently appointed executive director (football), would be the obvious choice to take over after his success at Leeds and with Millwall, whom he guided to the FA Cup Final and into Europe. 'Terry Venables is an alternative short-term option.' " http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8...3299665,00.html Go Birmingham/Fulham! Newcastle replacing Keegan with Wise or Venables now would be top class comedy.

Owen isn't even the best striker in his kitchen anymore, never mind England.

2% of 50% is 1%. Allegedly.

Keep the human rights stuff in some other thread/forum please. It's stressful enough to keep up with the business stuff here without having to sort through the politics.

Leadership by quitting. Kevin Keegan style.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit masturbation.

So he would, in fact, replace Rafa?

Best player in the world, and a nice lad too.

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But does she understand the offside rule? And should she be allowed on the board if she doesn't?